Some people wonder why it takes some women so long to get ready. Well, there's a lot going on inside our heads. It's not like we can just throw on the first outfit we find! We want to look the best and in order to do that, it takes time and precision. It's all about dressing to impress and once we are ready, well, we will impress.
So, I give you the process when getting ready to out.
1. I'm going out tonight. I should probably start to get ready.
I think this will work. I look good. Let's go.
2. What the hell was I thinking? That outfit is terrible.
3. Okay, now this is perfect.
4. I think I'm ready! Wait, I should probably eat something so I can get a salad at dinner. I don't want to look like the fat person I am.
5. What if they don't want to get dessert?
6. Oh, a text! Am I almost ready to go? Listen, I'll be ready when I'm ready.
7. Uh.. I'll tell them yes even though I'm not even close to being prepared for this.
Ugh I'm so fat! Why did I just eat all that?!?
