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Astrology Signs, According To Me

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Astrology Signs, According To Me
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Heres a little list about each sign, based on my own experience.

Aries

The coolest sign. Very popular, especially among the opposite sex. Loves to have a good time, no matter where they are. They are the life of the party. Always brings a smile to people's face. They love to make people laugh. Probably got some sort of superlative in high school. Mostly athletic.

Taurus

These people are huge. Tall, muscular, and a big personality. They will fight anyone and everyone to prove their point. Very stubborn. And loud. Like please just shut up and let other people talk for a second.

Gemini

Freaking crazy. But you gotta love them. So funny. If Chandler from FRIENDS had a sign, it would be gemini. Super sarcastic. Sometimes narcissistic, but very independent. They love to do spontaneous, dumb things, without thinking of the consequences.

Cancer

Y'all some cool crabs. Loves to travel. Probably has a hydro flask. Reads astrology like its the news. Probably eats peanut m&ms. Wears socks around the house. Maybe even to bed, if they're really cancery.

Leo

Wack. Insane. Crazy. But in a chill way. Hard to explain, but it makes sense. Is the type of person to talk about "vibes". Hippie-ish. Confused a lot of the time. probably smokes a lot of weed. Wears sunglasses inside. Knows EVERYBODY.

Virgo

Virgos are really stressing. They stress over everything, for no reason. Everything is analytical. Probably did really well in math. They're the kind of people to remind the teacher of the homework. They'll probably be your boss someday though.

Libra

I feel like libra's don't believe in astrology, but secretly read it to see if it's true. Really social with people that they know, but quiet around those they don't. Loves animals. Wanted to be a vet when they were younger. Probably allergic to something dumb, like flowers.

Scorpio

Scorpios scare me. Not gonna lie. Ya'll really scare me. I don't know how you guys are alive. Loves to do dangerous things, that they definitely shouldn't do. Has broken the law at least 4 times. Also is a TERRIBLE driver. Don't ever let a scorpio drive. Unless you want to fear for your life.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius. Hello there. Y'all love dogs. Boom. Big family person, whether it's a large family or having a family of your own. Loves stickers, especially on their laptop. Follows a lot of quote instagram pages.

Capricorn

Capricorns. Are y'all okay? Are y'all alive? Probably loves cheese. And ramen noodles. Definitely lived it up in college. Doesn't remember half of it. Probably will be the first to get married. Last to have kids though.

Aquarius

Based on their sign, they love water. Pools, lakes, oceans, whatever. Love fish, whether its eating fish or fishing. Probably has long hair, like a mermaid. Thick hair. Probably loves coffee, or the smell of it.

Pisces

They.... are trying their best. Somehow they're always short/small. But for some reason, they always are the first to want to fight. They're all bark and no bite. Very kind, mostly quiet. If they were at a party, they would probably be on their phone or talking to the person they came with. But very loyal. very very loyal. Always helps to make other people feel better, but have a fart time doing it for themselves.


Hope you guys liked this. Oh and also, I made all of that up. No proof to back this up. Astrology, real of fake? I don't know, but this isn't real. Unless you thought it was. ooOooOooO.

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