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Thank God For Having A Filter Because Here Are 11 Reactions I Wish I Could Give People

Yes, there is such as thing as a dumb question or statement.

Zia Victoria Gray
Apr 11, 2018
North Carolina State University
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Thank God For Having A Filter Because Here Are 11 Reactions I Wish I Could Give People
Tim Gouw

Y'all, having a verbal filter is a blessing. It can be a struggle. Some may say there is no such thing as a dumb question... well there are certain things that should not be said. I really wish that we could say what is on our mind, but alas we must be politically correct. Here are 11 reactions we wish we could actually give:

1. When are you having kids?

Me:

2. What is your five-year plan?

Me:


3. What are your life goals?

Me:


4. You would look better with less/more makeup.

Me:


5. Just relax.

Me:


6. How much do you weigh?

Me:


7. So you like sports? Let me quiz you on it!

Me:


8. Smile!

Me:


9. Are you sure you want to eat that?

Me:


10. Do you need my help carrying that?

Me:


11. *catcall*

Me:

Now, back to the world of filters and having a poker face.

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