Y'all, having a verbal filter is a blessing. It can be a struggle. Some may say there is no such thing as a dumb question... well there are certain things that should not be said. I really wish that we could say what is on our mind, but alas we must be politically correct. Here are 11 reactions we wish we could actually give:
1. When are you having kids?
Me:
2. What is your five-year plan?
Me:
3. What are your life goals?
Me:
4. You would look better with less/more makeup.
Me:
5. Just relax.
Me:
6. How much do you weigh?
Me:
7. So you like sports? Let me quiz you on it!
Me:
8. Smile!
Me:
9. Are you sure you want to eat that?
Me:
10. Do you need my help carrying that?
Me:
11. *catcall*
Me:
Now, back to the world of filters and having a poker face.