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Thank God For Having A Filter Because Here Are 11 Reactions I Wish I Could Give People

Yes, there is such as thing as a dumb question or statement.

Zia Victoria Gray

Apr 11, 2018

North Carolina State University

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Thank God For Having A Filter Because Here Are 11 Reactions I Wish I Could Give People

Tim Gouw

Y'all, having a verbal filter is a blessing. It can be a struggle. Some may say there is no such thing as a dumb question... well there are certain things that should not be said. I really wish that we could say what is on our mind, but alas we must be politically correct. Here are 11 reactions we wish we could actually give:

1. When are you having kids?

Me:

2. What is your five-year plan?

Me:

3. What are your life goals?

Me:

4. You would look better with less/more makeup.

Me:

5. Just relax.

Me:

6. How much do you weigh?

Me:

7. So you like sports? Let me quiz you on it!

Me:

8. Smile!

Me:

9. Are you sure you want to eat that?

Me:

10. Do you need my help carrying that?

Me:

11. catcall

Me:

Now, back to the world of filters and having a poker face.

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Thank God For Having A Filter Because Here Are 11 Reactions I Wish I Could Give People

Yes, there is such as thing as a dumb question or statement.

1. When are you having kids?

Me:

2. What is your five-year plan?

Me:

3. What are your life goals?

Me:

4. You would look better with less/more makeup.

Me:

5. Just relax.

Me:

6. How much do you weigh?

Me:

7. So you like sports? Let me quiz you on it!

Me:

8. Smile!

Me:

9. Are you sure you want to eat that?

Me:

10. Do you need my help carrying that?

Me:

11. *catcall*

Me:

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

Nope, never.

1. "No more spending money on useless things"

2. "I'm going to be a responsible adult"

3. "I will stop spending so much money on food"

4. "I will take great notes in all of my classes"

5. "Goodbye, procrastination"

6. "I had a great, relaxing weekend"

7. "I don't miss homemade food"

8. "I'll start studying for finals one month early"

The guilty pleasure shows of each college majors.

Political Science: "House of Cards"

English: "Sherlock"

Math: "Numbers"

Communication Studies: "Criminal Minds"

Psychology: "Shameless"

Sociology: "Brooklyn Nine Nine"

Engineering: "The Big Bang Theory"

Parks and Recreation Management: "Parks and Recreation"

Pre-med: "Grey's Anatomy"

Theatre performance: "Portlandia"

11. catcall

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