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17 Things Alabama Students Would Rather Do Than Be Single On Valentine's Day

19. Have Alabama lose the National Championship

Rachel Colburn

Feb 13, 2018

Tuscaloosa, AL

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17 Things Alabama Students Would Rather Do Than Be Single On Valentine's Day

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Not have a date this year? Well, if you read the title and still clicked on this article, I am assuming you are in the same boat as me. It’s not as bad as you may think though.

There’s that heart-shaped box of chicken nuggets at Chick-fil-A (except you don’t have to share with anyone), cute decorations in the Target dollar section, and of course Valentine’s Day at Rounders (AKA the most fun you’ll ever have on February 14). Just in case none of that appeals to you, here are 17 things I’d rather do than be single on Valentine’s Day, again.

1. Have a final at 3 p.m. on Friday

2. Find out your sorority’s event shirt on JNJ is ugly

3. Make ramen from a Keurig

4. Sit through a 3-hour lecture

5. Pay a $20 cover at Rounders

6. Hit your foot on the edge of a table

7. Have to take Math 110... twice

8. Use communal showers in tut for the rest of my life

9. Find a spider in that communal shower

10. Wait in a long line at Quick Grill

11. Walk to the upper bowl in Bryant Denny

12. Go through sorority recruitment in 100+ degrees weather

13. Have the legal age be 19 instead of 18

14. Have someone tell you that you can’t pet their dog on the quad

15. Live in Harris Hall

16. Not having ranch dressing with every meal

17. Run to North Lawn in 10 minutes or less

18. Get to Wine Wednesday as the last bottle is being served

19. Have Alabama lose the National Championship

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1. Have a final at 3 p.m. on Friday

2. Find out your sorority’s event shirt on JNJ is ugly

3. Make ramen from a Keurig

4. Sit through a 3-hour lecture

5. Pay a $20 cover at Rounders

6. Hit your foot on the edge of a table

7. Have to take Math 110... twice

8. Use communal showers in tut for the rest of my life

9. Find a spider in that communal shower

10. Wait in a long line at Quick Grill

11. Walk to the upper bowl in Bryant Denny

12. Go through sorority recruitment in 100+ degrees weather

13. Have the legal age be 19 instead of 18

14. Have someone tell you that you can’t pet their dog on the quad

15. Live in Harris Hall

16. Not having ranch dressing with every meal

17. Run to North Lawn in 10 minutes or less

18. Get to Wine Wednesday as the last bottle is being served

19. Have Alabama lose the National Championship

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

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1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

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3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

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8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!