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A Definitive Ranking Of The Disney Princes

The princes deserve their time in the spotlight, ya know?

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A Definitive Ranking Of The Disney Princes
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Everyone has a favorite Disney prince. It could be based on personality, cuteness, who their S/O is, and so many other reasons.

I'm basing this off of all of those factors.

(Aaaaand my own personal love that I've had since I was a child/teenager/current college student.)

13. Hans

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HE DOESN'T EVEN REALLY COUNT, he's just kinda cute.

BUT NOT IN THE INSIDE.

-1000000/10

12. "The Prince"/Florian

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He sings for a hot second, does the iconic kiss scene, and then doesn't speak at all.

He barely even has a NAME.

Pathetic.

Also, invest in some actual PANTS my dude.

0/10

11. Prince Charming

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Again with the no-name thing, like come on Disney. Get it together.

He's also the dumbest dude ever because he couldn't tell his "soulmate" apart from other girls who don't even LOOK like our darling Cindy? I give him a step upvote from Florian because of his sassy eyeroll/yawn and nothing more.

0.5/10

10. John Smith

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He's beauty and he's grace, he'll most definitely punch you in the face. He's also a pompous, self-righteous, jerk. He boasts about killing Native Americans and suddenly deserves to be pardoned because he fell in love with one after a day? Uh huh.

He's got a good song and his character development in Pocahontas 2 is noteworthy, but he's meh.

1/10

9. Li Shang

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HE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WASN'T A DUDE.

That is all.

2/10

8. Aladdin

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Before you attack me, remember the fact that he won her heart by LYING AND MANIPULATING HER INTO BELIEVING HE WAS SOMEONE ELSE.

I'm giving him bonus points strictly for being the cutie he is.

6/10

7. Hercules

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What a sweetie. He's adorable, he's kind, he's got them muscles, buuuuut he's got the whole "god" complex.

(Pun intended.)

He's extremely narcissistic, a little too goal-oriented to the point where he loses track of everything else, and he can be problematic.

All that said, He's a great guy and we love him.

7.5/10

6. Prince Naveen

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YA WANNA TALK ABOUT NARCISSISM, HERE WE GO. This boy, goodness gracious, he's a bit too big for his britches.

But, he does have the fancy feet, the accent, and he learns the error of his ways fairly quickly while still keeping his dazzling humor and charm. Quality character development.

8/10

5. Kristoff

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He's such a pure cinnamon roll, I love him.

I can't think of anything bad to say about him.

Besides the fact that he sucks at communicating, but we could all use help on that.

8/10

4. Prince Phillip

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we've got another magical kisser with very few words, but hear me out.

He's beautiful.

I will always have a soft spot for our dear Phillip, don't @ me.

9/10

3. Prince Adam a.k.a. the Beast

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He learned the error of his ways almost immediately, dug himself out of a metaphorical hole for the love of his life, and was willing to doom himself and all his closest friends/family to a life of misery just so she could be free.

TRUE LOVE ANYONE???

Also, that library. #goals

10/10

2. Flynn Rider

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UUUUGGGGHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT FACE. Zachary Levi's voice just completely rounded him out. My roommate walking in just now on me writing this, saw he was number two and was like "WHO COULD POSSIBLY TOP HIM?". I ask myself that, and then I look at my number 1 and just have a moment.

FLYNN IS PRECIOUS THO.

11/10

1. Prince Eric

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I DON'T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF HERE.

HE'S PERFECT.

100000/10

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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