So if you can use shampoo as body wash, why do we buy body wash? Like they both smell good so why don’t we just buy a big bottle of shampoo and use that as both. I bet it would save money in the long run. Wait why does this bath tub look dirty? How does that happen? If we use the shower to get clean and only use soap and water shouldn’t the bath tub be spotless? Don’t you think that would make more sense? I mean, I guess if you just came back covered in mud and then didn’t wash it all off after you washed yourself. Why would you be covered in mud though? Remember that one time I went dirt biking and almost fell off like three times. MY jeans were covered in mud. I wonder where those jeans went, I definitely remember washing them. I need to find those. I want to wear them tomorrow. Oh my gosh, I have so many things to do tomorrow. I have to go to the grocery store. I hate going to the grocery store. Do we have avocados? I want guacamole, ooo maybe I’ll go to chipotle for dinner. What was that noise. Did I lock the door? What if someone is trying to steal something? What can you even use to protect yourself in the bathroom? I guess I could use the shower rod, it’s kind of long though. I probably wouldn’t be able to get it down anyway. Maybe I could use hairspray and spray it in their face, would that hurt? I mean my hairspray is really good, maybe it would make their eyelashes stick together so that they wouldn’t be able to see. I remember this one time when I tried to put fake eyelashes on and I almost did that, definitely not fun.You have to separate each lash so slowly and it hurts so bad, but at least they didn't fall out. I can’t even think about the effort it’s going to take putting makeup on after I get out of this shower. How long have I been in here for? I’m most definitely wasting a lot of water. How do people take short showers though? Like if you spend less then ten minutes in the shower you're not clean; I just don’t think that five minutes is a good enough scrub. Ugh, I still have to shave my legs! Maybe I’ll just do my calves, I mean who really looks at your thighs. Or maybe I just won’t shave at all. What’s the temperature outside? I could probably get away with jeans. Yeah, I’m not shaving my legs today. Oh well. Dang, the water is starting to get cold. I’ll just turn it hotter, I’m not ready to get out yet. Too many responsibilities to avoid. I didn’t have anything that important to do today anyway. Well, that I can remember anyway. Why do I keep forgetting about things? I should really start using the reminders app on my phone, but I always forget to put the stuff in there. Thats not helpful then. I did walk the dog today, right? I feel bad if I didn't, ugh, guess it’s about time to get out of the shower, back to reality I go.