We all know that Karma is a bitch, but how do you get back at the one person who constantly pisses you off? Whether it be a roommate, a neighbor, an ex, a co worker, you name it there is no other way to better attain self gratification than a little revenge. Rather than fighting fire with fire focus your attention on having some harmless fun. Keep in mind that revenge is a dish best served cold so they will never see it coming if you kill them with kindness. Give them the gift of these random acts to teach them a lesson while keeping yourself completely anonymous.
1. Leave a customized bumper sticker on their car and laugh as you watch them drive away. The chances of them noticing before leaving are slim to none. Make sure the sticker describes them at their best. There are hundreds of sayings to choose from that cater to a variety of situations. Slap that mean girl at school with the "I'm a Bitch" sticker and show her true colors to the whole town. Are you dealing with a cheater? Stickers range from "Manwhore" to "I Suffer From Erectile Dysfunction" depending on which you feel would be the most effective to expose. My personal favorite is the "I Masturbate" one, which works great for those immature boys that bother you for nudes. Site: http://thepayback.com/magnets.htm - I can attest it is reliable! The best part is that it appears like a sticker but its really a magnet so no damage to the car is necessary. Maybe a slightly better option than busting windows or slashing tires.
2. Sign them up for information newsletters for nudist resorts across the country. All you need is their email address so this is great for coworkers or those who use imessage to text. Google a nudist resort near you and type in the information into the newsletter section. Such a thoughtful gesture will catch your offender by surprise as well as whomever they are with while opening their emails. Their appeared interest in the nudists resorts will at most strike up an embarrassing conversation about his or her new hobby and leave them blushing but at least you know when the rumors start spreading they brought it upon themselves.
3. A step up from the newsletter is sending them a subscription to a porn website. For this option you must pose as the person so you need additional information such as their address and phone number. Similar to the newsletter go to a website and type in the information to get a subscription sent to your house using their name. I suggest this for my friends who have been cheated on or recently broken up with as you know where they live so no need for stalking. Results may vary with this; you never know they may end up enjoying it. The point is to get their parents to see the mail and see there is a porn subscription whether it'd be gay, straight, or animals addressed to their son or daughter which will lead to a very uncomfortable conversation and better yet no excuse for it.
4. How is it possible to love your neighbor as they self when it is so easy to want to kill them. Instead pick a date and plan them a visit from a Jehovah's Witness. Forget about egging, pieing, or toilet papering their house, that is for beginners. There is nothing anyone appreciates more than a knock on the door interrupting their daily tasks for a lesson on God. You must do this multiple times so that you can sit back and watch from the window your neighbors slowly loosing their mind to answer the door. The fact you know that they will be back is the cherry on top. If you want a more immediate result grab a bible and leave it on their door step attached with a note saying "You need Jesus." https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/free-bibl...
5. Sharing a living space with someone can be frustrating when they are a slob. Next time your roommate is guilty of leaving clothes on the ground grab some tape and hang their shit on the wall over their bed or door. Now they have no choice but to put it away. Once I had a roommate leave her tutu on my bed in college and after the third time I hung it on the door with a note saying "Put your tutu away! Away does not mean on my bed!" Someone left a thong outside our door too in which I kindly displayed on the wall of the common space asking for someone to claim it.
