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101 Thoughts You've Had On Instagram

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Instagram.

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101 Thoughts You've Had On Instagram
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Beware. Girls with iPhones can be dangerous. Taking and posting pictures is an art. Instagram can either bring out the best or the worst in people. It has the power to make us really nice or really mean. It can determine our feelings toward someone. Call me dramatic, but nothing brings you and your friends together or tears you apart like the pictures you post. And none of us want to acknowledge the amount of time, careful consideration and commitment we put into uploading a picture. We don’t want to believe that social media literally controls us, but realistically pictures can either bolster our confidence or destroy it. Friends are a pivotal component of Instagram and Instagram is a pivotal component of life, so it seems. After all, it doesn’t matter what we look like in real life apparently, or who we are as a person. It’s more important that we photograph well and get a lot of likes these days. Anyways, whether we admit it, here are 101 things that all basic girls can relate to.

  • Ew
  • I don’t get the caption.
  • We need to get a cute pic today. I need to Insta.
  • The “like and comment” order your friends get seven seconds after posting
  • "I creep her all the time."
  • That's a cute outfit.
  • I can’t post it yet, it’s not prime Insta hours.
  • Where does she shop? I want her closet.
  • How does she get her hair like that?
  • Wait, let’s take a laughing pic.
  • So candid
  • I don’t know what to do with myself.
  • I’m so awkward.
  • How should we stand?
  • What’s your good side?
  • No, that’s my bad side.
  • I get the middle.
  • No, I called it.
  • No, I have to be on this side.
  • Fine we’ll do some like this then switch.
  • Take a bunch!
  • Can you stand back a little?
  • Get the whole outfit.
  • Okay, now close up.
  • Ew too close
  • Delete that.
  • "Does my caption make me sound funny?"
  • I wish my stomach looked like that.
  • I think I look good until I see her.
  • I’m the ugly friend.
  • Does this look too filtered?
  • That pic is so edited.
  • You can tell she Face Tuned that, it’s so obvious.
  • He's hot.
  • Do you think he'll see this?
  • Oh yeah, I found that out on Insta.
  • Is this a bad pic?
  • Tell me the truth.
  • Are you sure? Be brutally honest, I won’t get mad.
  • I feel like I know her because we follow each other on Instagram.
  • Should I Insta this?
  • Whatever you do, don’t touch the screen. We’re in too deep.
  • You can't zoom, Mom!
  • Oh my God, did you just like that by accident?
  • No mom. Stop. I’ll hold it for you.
  • Go like my picture.
  • Now. Hurry.
  • Do not like her Instagram.
  • You’re so fake.
  • She’s so nice. I don’t really know her but she commented on my Insta once.
  • How does she do her makeup like that?
  • How do they get so many likes?
  • Well he likes all of her pictures so he obviously likes her.
  • Whatever, he liked her picture. It doesn’t mean anything, I like everybody’s pics.
  • Where do they get the money to travel around the world like this?
  • How can they afford to drink everyday?
  • Do they have jobs?
  • She posts so many selfies, OMG.
  • She legit has no life.
  • I want her life.
  • He's a loser.
  • OMG they know each other?
  • It’s such a small world.
  • Did you see the thing I tagged you in on Insta?
  • They're so cute together.
  • Shit, he's private.
  • She's so pretty.
  • Her eyebrows are perfect.
  • Damn, I wish I looked like that.
  • Are they back together?
  • Am I prettier than her? Tell me I'm prettier than her.
  • "Is this too hardo?"
  • "Does it look like I’m trying too hard?"
  • Let’s take a cute pic.
  • "Do you think people will get the caption?"
  • He likes all of my pics.
  • You're way prettier than her.
  • *tags friend in meme because it was made for you guys*
  • This is literally us.
  • What should I caption it?
  • Do I look fat?
  • Oh my God, do I really look like that?
  • Ew
  • Don’t post that picture please, I’m so serious. I’ll actually be pissed.
  • "Is it weird if I follow them?"
  • *Insert name* just followed me!
  • I need that pizza.
  • She's not even pretty though (lol, no offense).
  • Yay! He liked my pic.
  • Why didn’t you like my picture?
  • Twenty likes in four minutes. Should I delete it?
  • Why didn't he like my pic?
  • She only posted this 'cause her boobs look good.
  • He just liked my picture from 28 weeks ago.
  • He’s so creepy.
  • Who the f*ck unfollowed me.
  • Why is this person trying to follow me?
  • Doesn’t she feel awkward lying sprawled out on a beach like that?
  • They're legit #goals.
  • She wouldn't get that many likes if she was actually wearing clothes.
  • She legit thinks she’s a model, like who takes these?
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