Rachel Green is the original IT girl. She's young, pretty, and ends up being quite successful despite her rough beginnings. But just like everyone else, Rachel has her off days. Here are 10 Rachel quotes that will ring true on your worst days.
1. "Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."
This quote I totally get; two of my closest friends at home are guys, and I know that I often rub some girls the wrong way. Just keep doing you, and don't let catty people get in your way.
2. "You're a shoe!"
Be what YOU want to be! Rachel left her husband at the alter and went on to have a successful career in the fashion industry. Plus, she ended up with a better guy than Barry and had a kid. Do your own thing; don't let others get you down, and things will work out in the end.
3. "I could so easily freak out right now."
Did your roommate borrow your favorite top and get a stain on it? We've all been there. Stay calm, be cool, and rock those plaid pajamas.
4."Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted."
Sometimes you look around you and realize they're are people the same age as you who are way more accomplished than you. Like how Lorde is an award winning artist and Taylor Swift bestie, or that kid from your high school who's out in California working for Google. Not everyone's life is going to go in the same direction as yours, and that's okay. You'll get your own experiences and life dreams to live out. Even miracles take a little time.
5."Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your neck fantastic?"
Oh Rachel, what a way you have with words. Maybe you found out the boss's kid got a promotion over you, or that they're all out of chicken nuggets in the cafeteria (yes, chicken nugget Fridays are VERY important). Because we all have days that are kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic.
6. "It's so typical. 'I'm a man! I have a penis! I have to win money to exert my power over women!"
"Boys will be boys" is never an excuse. Stop crying over that dumb boy, get out there, and live your life for you.
7. "Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe."
This is just to remind you that everyone has rough days and that there is humor in it all.
8. "Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?"
It's the worst when someone gets mad at you for being angry at them for something they did or caused. Remember, you're allowed to be hurt or have feelings, and they deserve to know they hurt you. Choose your friends wisely.
9. "But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 foot of crap, then me."
Just like Rachel, you'll come back from this wretched day. Tomorrow is a brand new day.
10."I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."
Sometimes, you go left when you should have gone right--and it was a HORRIBLE decision. Just remember that lives go on and things will be okay. You control your life, and sometimes, you have to live with the consequences of your actions. Conquer it and do it in a flawless outfit, just like Rachel.