As an English Education Major, there are many moments where I find myself struggling to stay focused on certain projects. I usually never shy away from anything having to do with English though. One of the many perks of being a lover of English and literature is that it gives a very creative insight to some of the most mundane components of our society. What follows are different "Departments" that would be found in the world of English if we had our own office building.
Anytime someone needs a reference, they go here. You can either get references that pertain to literature, or you can get physical references for things like job applications, scholarships, etc.
Just to have a department that is also funny with its title name. If you are ever in need of trying to write some good alliteration, always acquire an adequate arsenal of words from this department. Great resource for poets and poetry lovers alike.
*This department is to ensure that everyone knows how to properly cite their work. Incredibly useful to essay writers and journalist. If you ever need to double check as to how to properly use citations, this is your place.
If you are one that has trouble finis… and you can't ever seem to comple… then this departme… Maybe I should just sto…
Who doesn't like puns? I think they're punny, but that's just me. If you are ever looking for a stupid joke or play-on word, this is the place to go. Best time to visit this department is when you're having a bad day.
Do you need a job? Are you looking to make some extra money? Are you tired of looking for work everywhere else? Well, stop looking and come on down to this department. We can have you working our front desk in no time!
I'll write this caption later.
Want to know what's new in the community? Then come on in and visit us here in the Foreshadowing Department. We have all the latest news and info regarding upcoming events. Come on in to get the scoop on things that will be coming up, even when others don't even know about it.
We's try'd our goodest, but I guess were no gooder than the rest.
If you are won to strugle with speling, than this is the place for you. We can tri and help fx youre speling erors and you mite evan bee able to asist som off oure peopl in the deportment. Come one done to visite us!
You know, if you have bad vision, then come over to see us! We have the latest technology to help fix whatever is doing on. Specializing in dyslexia!
Basically our counseling center. Need to talk to someone who understand you, we have the crew. Come swing by and we will get to know you ourselves, first visit free. Hope to see you soon!
We are super busy, so have statements prepared. No longer than 30 second meetings!
Feeling lost? Not sure what the next step is? Have the urge to make some kind of change? Come on in and schedule an appointment with us. We will help you figure out where you are and where you're headed.
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