1. How long does it really take to film the rose ceremony?
2. Is Corrine really that stupid?
3. How many months are the girls on The Bachelor?
4. Where the hell is Nick staying?
5. Does Nick even like Corrine?
6. Is he just keeping her around because the producers are making him?
7. Why does Taylor whine so damn much?
8. Have they ever had a curvier girl on the Bachelor?
9. Do the girls provide their own dresses or do they have stylist?
10. Does someone do their makeup?
11. Why don't they have gay/lesbian/bisexual bachelors and bachelorettes?
12. How do they pick girl for the one on one date?
13. How are the girls just able to drop everything and go on the show?
14. Where is the house?
15. How the hell can they afford all of these trips and dates?
16. Do the girls cook for themselves?
17. How do they pick the 30 girls to go on the bachelor?