Have you ever been in class and decided to not pay attention for once? Have you ever been in class and started exploring the internet? Have you ever asked Google random questions that came to mind during one of your classes? If you said no to any of these questions, you are lying. We are all guilty of exploring the internet and looking up answers to the weirdest questions we have, even though we should be paying attention.
But none of us are perfect and since we are all guilty of this crime, we are unified by the suffering we do during our classes. We are all bored to death.
Here are probably some questions we have all tried to look up during a class:
1. How can I sneak out of class without being noticed?
2. Can you die from being bored in class?
3. How many people have died from being bored in class?
4. How tall was Jesus?
5. Is Google a guy or a girl?
6. What jobs are out there for college dropouts?
7. How do you sleep with your eyes open?
8. How can I make money without coming to class?
9. When do you use parabolas in real life?
10. Can your bladder actually explode?
11. Are you really not supposed to swallow your gum?
12. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
13. What wattage is my microwave?
14. What is a boyfriend and where can I download one?
15. What is the longest you can last without sleep?
16. How do I get the girl behind me to stop chewing so loud?
17. What are my chances of winning the lottery?
18. Do professors talk about students?