1. First of all, why?

2. Why is this happening to me?

3. Is spring semester really necessary?

4. Does anyone really want to go back?

5. Students?

6. Professors?

7. Staff?

8. No?

9. Why am I not living my best life?

10. Why am I living in the dorms again?

11. Why did I not organize all my clothes and luggage over break?

12. Why am I garbage?

13. How do I own so much garbage?

14. Should I try selling these old textbooks?

15. Why are new textbooks so expensive?

16. Am I actually going to use this textbook this semester or am I just going to need it for one chapter again?

17. Why do professors gotta play with me like that?

18. Why am I pretending like I would actually read the whole textbook even if it was assigned though?

19. Why can’t I be more organized?

20. Can I actually survive on Caf food for another whole semester?

21. Should I bring my own food?

22. Should I buy vitamins?

23. Isn’t it too early in life to be worrying about my health?

24. Shouldn’t I have a few more years of self-destructive, non-nutritious pizza eating?

25. Should I text my friends and see when they're checking in?

26. Or should I just chill in my room and not talk to anybody?

27. Is that bad?

28. It’s probably bad, right?

29. Why does it feel like something exciting is going to happen tomorrow?

30. Does my brain not recognize the reality of what is to come?

31. Why did I sign up for all these classes?

32. What was I thinking?

33. Am I secretly insane?

34. Or am I actually sane and this is just going to be my life from now on?

35. Why is it so early?

36. How can I get up this early for an entire semester?

37. Why is it so cold?

38. Why are syllabi still printed?

39. Shouldn’t this just be online now?

40. Don’t they know I’m just going to lose this and have to use the online one?

41. Why do teachers insist on the going around the room and saying our name thing?

42. Do they think I’m actually going to remember anyone’s name when I’m having to mentally prepare myself to speak in class?

43. Is there any place I’d rather be less?

44. How many cups of coffee have I already had?

45. Is it bad that I can’t remember?

46. How many cups of coffee can one have before her heart starts beating too quickly and she dies?

47. Is it bad that I have to ask myself that question?

48. How does the Caf’s coffee taste so mediocre?

49. How can I both not want to drink it and always need to have some in my mug?

50. What kind of miracle is that?

51. Why do I have so many classes today?

52. Why can’t I be in classes with people I know?

53. Why do I have so many classes with people I don’t even recognize?

54. Who are these people?

55. Am I going to have to form strange, one-semester friendships with some of my classmates?

56. Maybe those friendships will actually last longer?

57. Maybe I can be social this semester?

58. Maybe?

59. How much longer is this semester anyway?