Next week will start my last semester at Murray State. As my time as a Racer comes to a close, I realize how many unanswered questions I have for the university.
1. Why do the professors never, EVER grade anything until after finals?
2. Why do the espresso machines in the cafes always stop working?
3. Why do we have to pay $6 for a box of cereal at Fast Track?
4. Actually, why do we have to pay three times as much for anything at Fast Track?
5. Why is it impossible to make Winslow food taste good?
6. Why do meals cost so much at Winslow when the food tastes so terrible?
7. Why does Hart Cafe have such odd hours?
8. Why does the entire campus literally flood anytime it rains?
9. How did we manage to get the most adorable university president?
10. Why can't we use flex at any of the restaurants in town, especially the ones on the edge of campus?
11. Why are there any outlets near the tables in Waterfield?
12. Why do we only have two places to eat on campus?
13. Does Public Safety have a personal vendetta against students and their parking?
14. Is said vendetta why they give out so many parking tickets?
15. Do you even interview the professors? Some of them have no idea what they are talking about.
16. Is retirement given to any of the professors? Because some of them are seriously ancient.
17. Is it necessary to have the inside of the buildings feel 1,000 degrees when it is -5 outside?
18. Are the elevators ever safety checked? Some of them sound like they could break any second.
19. Why is transitions a class? It is so pointless.
20. Is it possible for Dr. Davies to take a selfie with every single student on campus?
Although I have these questions, I still love the university I chose four years ago. I will always carry Racer Pride.