We all love coming home from a long and stressful spring semester. Spending time with you family, hanging out with your high school friends and just being extremely lazy. But, spending time with your family can be annoying with all the questions we don’t want to hear.

1. Did you get good grades?

Please, I have been home for maybe two hours, I don’t want to talk and even think about grades right now.

2. Did you make the Dean’s list?

If I don’t want to talk about grades, I sure as heck do not want to talk about the Dean’s list.

3. Do you have a job for this summer?

No, I just plan on constantly asking my parents for money.

4. Well, how about an internship?

If you are not a junior or sophomore yet, then prepare for this question to be asked a lot. Here is a quick answer you can use, “I’m working on it.”

5. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?

I swear, this is the most frequent asked question and the most annoying question. Please do not remind me on how lonely I am. But if you have a boy/girlfriend, then good for you for not being alone.

6. What year are you again?

Why does it seem like your whole family just somehow forgot what year you are? Grandma I am a junior in college, I told you this last week.

7. What are you majoring in again?

Your family must think that you change your major often, because they ask you all the time what your major is. Aunt Patty, it has been communications since freshmen year.

8. What are you going to do after college?

I don’t even know what I plan to do tomorrow. How would I know what I am doing after college?

9. How much did you drink at school?

I drank a lot of Dr Pepper, Uncle Tim.

10. (If you are an athlete) How did the season go?

Even though they already know the answer, your family feels obligated to ask you repeatedly how the season went.

11. Do you like school?

Considering I have been at this school for almost four years and I made my best friends here and endless memories…no, I hate it.