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29 Questions I Have For Samford University

Is the grass really spray painted?

Steffany D'Angelo

Jan 20, 2017

Birmingham, Alabama

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29 Questions I Have For Samford University

Samford Univeristy

Current students, alums, and prospective students alike--come gather 'round. There are so many things to love about Samford; however there are a lot of burning questions I have as well--some can be answered and some probably can't.

1. Why is the grass always so green?

2. Follow-up question. Is the grass really spray painted?

3. Follow-up question part two: Is that what my tuition is going toward?

4. Are you really part of the Samford student body if you don't participate in Step Sing?

5. Why are Sigma Chi's shorts so short?

6. Can you not afford better WiFi?

7. Who runs the Overheard at Samford account?

8. Why is The Caf so bad?

9. Is it necessary to make us take Concepts?

10. Why are there no boys?

11. Why are the only boys we have already engaged?

12. Why is Ring by Spring a thing?

13. How is Dr. Westmoreland the perfect combination of precious and intimidating?

14. Why aren't we blessed by Buck more often with school cancellations?

15. Just how many people have been bitten by snakes in Beeson Woods?

16. How many people haven't gotten to walk at graduation because they didn't have enough convo credits?

17. Is "Ruff em" still a thing?

18. If yes, why is "Ruff em" still a thing?

19. Is owning an eno a requirement to attend Samford?

20. Is anyone ever going to fix the cracked sidewalks?

21. Has anyone ever gotten stoned for coughing on the third floor of the library?

22. Does anyone actually pay their parking tickets?

23. What is the deal with Pi Kapps and Capri Suns anyway?

24. Can alums still get Dr. Westmoreland's monthly First Thoughts emails?

25. How does one explain Step Sing accurately with all of its greatness to a non-Samford student?

26. When are freshman going to stop doing frat laps?

27. Caf Dates...

28. Why do sororities plan formals on the same night knowing there is a shortage of boys?

29. Is there any other school in Alabama that compares? (No.)

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1. "Unlimited Freedom!"

2. "Dorm Life!"

3. "Never mind, where is my apartment?"

4. "Whose idea was this 8 AM?"

5. I'm so looking forward to that nap."

6. "I don't have the brain capacity for this"

7. "Wow, college is great"

It's easier than you think.

1. Look into Housing and Dining.

2. Pay attention to campus postings.

3. Find common interest groups.

4. Join an intramural sports team.

5. Work on a cause that you care about.

6. Join a club related to your major.

7. Get an on-campus job.

8. Volunteer.

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1. You need people to hang out with.

2. You don’t want to be stuck alone eating lunch or dinner.

3. Weekends suck without anyone to share them with.

4. College will be miserable for you.

5. Finding a roommate for the following year will be impossible.

6. You need someone to talk to about personal stuff or homework that isn’t your mom.

7. Classes will be boring and quiet for you if you don’t know anyone.

8. Walking around campus is just awkward.

9. Homework help and study buddies do not exist.

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

1. Comfort

2. Confidence

3. Surprises

4. Self Esteem

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

1. You dress for the temperature of the library, not the weather outside.

2. You say hello to the security guard when he or she walks by.

3. The employees at Starbucks know your name and order.

4. You eat all your meals at a library cubby, not at your own house.

5. You take the quiet floors very seriously.

6. Any night you are not at the library is a special occasion.

7. You have shown up to the library hungover on more than one occasion.

8. Your friends always text you when they are going to the library because they know you will be there.

9. You have taken a nap in the library at some point.

10. You know all the cold and hot spots in the library.

11. You've seen your studying pay off.

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