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85 Questions You Ask Your Mom After You Move Out, Because She Truly Does Know Best

It never hurts to ask, right?

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85 Questions You Ask Your Mom After You Move Out, Because She Truly Does Know Best
Sydney Mears

There are so many questions girls have when they move out of home for their mom’s. I am very guilty of asking my Mom literally all of these at some point in time, even though she raised a very self-sufficient and independent. But it never hurts to ask right?

1. How do I get this stain out? *Sends 25 pictures*

2. What wash cycle does *insert random fancy outfit that doesn’t go with a specific load* need to be washed on?

3. How long do I cook *insert a type and cut of meat*?

4. How do I cook this *insert a side dish*?

5. What is wrong with my skin? *Sends 10 different pictures*

6. Do coughing and sneezing mean I’m going to die of some disease?

7. What do I need to take to get rid of all these symptoms?

8. Remember that one time when Dad *insert something off the wall Dad did*?

9. Did you see what just happened on *insert TV show*?

10. You read this week’s Odyssey article, right?

11. Did you like what I wrote about this week?

12. You shared my article, right?

13. Could you please share my article one more time, please?

14. Do these shoes match my outfit?

15. Will you please come clean my house for me? I’ll feed you.

16. How do you fold a fitted sheet?

17. Should I cook lunch or just hit the drive through?

18. This outfit works, right? Like it matches?

19. *Sends pictures of a restaurant menu* Would I like this?

20. How many days is too many to wear a pair of jeans?

21. Should I cook this in this pan, or that other one, you know the one with the handle?

22. How soon are you guys coming out again?

23. Does this make sense? *sends a long piece of writing that probably makes no sense*

24. So what is the quickest way to thaw this meat? I totally forgot to lay it out this morning and I need dinner on the table like five minutes ago

25. What is the best way to melt *insert random food*?

26. How long does a *product that is just about expired* really last for? It is past the due date, right?

27. Can you ask Dad *insert Dad question*?

28. I know how to sew on this button, I really do. But can you give me a refresher so it stays?

29. Where is *insert grocery I have only bought once* in the grocery store?

30. Should I buy the name brand? Or is the store brand going to taste the exact same?

31. I have a headache and I’ve had coffee and food. What do I take? How much do I take? When can I take more if this doesn’t work?

32. So our towels smell weird because I forgot to do laundry mid-week, how do I make them not smell bad? I already tried once and they still smell sour.

33. When should I put this in the crockpot? Should I put salt and pepper on it? Or season salt? I have Italian dressing, should I do that?

34. What do I do with bacon grease after I cooked the bacon? Does the garbage disposal, or do I scrape it off in the trash?

35. So taxes?

36. Can I just put the tablespoon in the butter container and that count? Or do I need to thaw one of those sticks?

37. How do I get egg whites? Just grab the yoke?

38. Margarine, sooooooo, I can just use butter instead right?

39. Is this a big enough ball of cookie dough to make a decent sized cookie? I don’t want one biters, I want a legit cookie.

40. Should I be getting period cramps four days before I’m supposed to start?

41. How do I get all of these chips and popcorn out of my sofa?

42. Does the living room look right with the couch there? Or should I move it back?

43. How often should I wash the placemats on the table?

44. What do scrambled eggs look like when they are done again? I don’t want to die.

45. Did I bring *insert random object of the week* with me, or did I leave it at your house?

46. When you come out can you pretty please bring *random object I forgot about until I thought of it and now I need*?

47. How much laundry detergent should I use?

48. If I mail this bill today, will it make it by next week?

49. I’m still your favorite child, right?

50. It is normal to only have three days of a period, right?

51. Do I need to unplug everything before the thunderstorm? Or just the stuff not on the surge protector?

52. How fast is too fast over the speed limit?

53. I’m a great driver, right?

54. How soon until I get *something that is way better than mine that she has*?

55. So Ben got *insert weird stuff he comes in contact with* on his uniform, what gets that out?

56. If I wash this *household thing* will it be clean or ruined?

57. What is a quick thing I can make for dinner?

58. Should I get my hair cut like this? *sends picture from Pinterest*

59. How do I get this smell out?

60. How many days a week is it actually acceptable to go to Starbucks?

61. Is too much coffee a thing?

62. How do I fix my hair? It just is not working today.

63. So we ate out on Friday and it is Tuesday, can I still eat it and not die?

64. Does my foundation match the rest of my color?

65. How in the world do you make a doctor’s appointment? Can I give you all the info and you do it?

66. Will this shower cleaner clean my kitchen sink, or do I need to buy something completely different?

67. Exactly how soon should I expect this *medical issue that runs in the family* to kick in?

68. Will it hurt my clothes to wash them with clothes that stink from sweat?

69. What is Dad doing today?

70. What kind of mood is Dad in? I have a question / story for him.

71. What are you guys having for dinner?

72. What is that recipe for *insert something good she cooks*? I forgot to put the ingredients on the store list.

73. How do I deal with *insert annoying person and their qualities* without completely flipping my top?

74. What is the name of the song that has these lyrics? *Insert half a song’s lyrics*

75. Do all my questions drive you crazy?

76. How much data do I have left?

77. Why did you choose my name?

78. What does it mean when *insert body part* hurts?

79. Husband did *insert some awful he tends to do*, how in the world do I even handle this?

80. Do you actually like being so far away from me orrrrrrrr?

81. *Husband is super late getting home and don’t know where he is* MOM?! What do I do?

82. How should I tell my hair lady to get my eye brows to look like this? *Sends picture from years ago*

83. Does this look right? *Literally the most random thing*

84. Is it acceptable to nap all day?

85. How many of hours of sleep should I really be getting?

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