While I love it here at La Salle, I do have a few things to ask.

1. Why does the shuttle only go one way?

Okay, I realize that there is a one way street and the shuttle literally can't go down it the opposite way, but what if there was a shuttle that took this route:

There could definitely be shuttle going the other way, and I wouldn't have to walk in the pouring rain down to south campus. A girl can dream, right?

2. Why does my favorite shower leak cold water from the ceiling?

It was the only shower that actually stayed hot the whole time and now it's ruined by cold droplets falling constantly.

3. Why did you change the ID policy?

I'm all for safety, but honestly this ID policy didn't really change anything other than making things more annoying and difficult for us.

4. Why is it hot in my room 24/7?

In the early fall and spring, it's hot because we don't have air conditioning, but why is it hot in the middle of the winter? Do you guys turn the heat up all the way? If so, why would you do that? Are you trying to roast us alive?

5. Why does the dining hall run out of ketchup so often?

Seriously, it's two weeks into the semester and they already ran out of ketchup.

6. Speaking of the dining hall, why is the online menu never right?

I actually used to look at the menu so I could decide whether or not to waste a meal swipe, but I've learned that the online menu is never right. What's the point in having one if it's wrong?

7. Why doesn't the Union serve breakfast anymore?

Asking for a friend.

8. Why don't you do Chef's Table anymore?

9. And why does the elevator in Wister Hall feel like it's going to break down at any moment?

Those stairs kill me every day, but that elevator makes me fear for my life. Maybe if I get stuck in it, I can use that as an excuse for missing class?