At this point in the semester, fall break is the only thing remotely motivating college students to even go to class. Please don't run our breaks by asking us the same questions we've been asked a thousand times already. Just don't bring up our grades or college in general, relationships, or the future. Honestly, you should probably just leave us alone and let us eat in peace.
1. So... are you dating anyone?
Are you dating anyone, Karen?
2. How are your classes going?
I'm on break, please don't ask me about school.
3. What's your GPA?
*exhales calmly*
4. Have you thought about what you're going to do after school?
I don't know what I'm eating for lunch.
5. Have you gained a little weight this semester?
Maybe, but so have you.
6. What have you been up to lately?
Schoooool.
7. Are you managing your money?
Please stop talking.
8. Do you have a job?
Why, why, why do you care?
9. Where do you plan on moving after graduation?
Again, I don't know
10. When are you graduating?
*hides under table*