Football! Catch the fantasy fever or don’t because my team is already winning the league this year. My team won the league last year so there’s no reason for me to spend 500 words telling you all about how great I performed in the playoffs, or how I was a huge underdog. Nobody wants to hear about how I took players like Jordan Reed and Todd Gurley and turned them into champions. Instead, here’s a list of puppies for sale in Rhode Island. Even if you don’t live here these puppies are worth it and talented.

1. A Litter of Shih Poo’s

They live in West Warwick and are very talented! For the low price of about $1,250 you too can own one of these wonderful litter puppies. They were born June 17, 2016, which means they share a birthday with Kendrick Lamar! "To Pimp a Butterfly?" More like to Buy a Small Dog.

2. A Litter of Shih Tzu’s

Similar to the rare Shih Poo’s these small puppies come in at $1,400 each, which is a small price to pay for unconditional love. Ever wanted a puppy who shares a birthday with Macklemore (June 19) because you can hold us, if “us” refers to these small dogs. Head on over to the thrift shop of dogs in West Warwick, the small dog capital of the state.

3. Litter of Dachshunds

Also born on June 19, these young little babies can be yours for the discounted price of $1,400. How come all these dogs are from West Warwick? Honestly, I do not know, but it seems like the place to be for small dogs. There aren’t any corgis or chows for sale in this entire region by the way, believe me, I checked.

4. Peter the Pekingese

Already named and only $1,000 he’s fairly priced for someone as rare and perfect as he is. A little older than the rest means he brings wisdom beyond his years into your family’s home. He speaks perfect English, but only through enigmatic riddles. Who is this mysterious puppy and where did he gain his unholy knowledge? For only one grand you can find out!

Did I write this article as an excuse to stop thinking about Fantasy Football and start researching local puppies? Yes.

Here’s where I found the puppies and their cute pictures!