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10 Puns That'll 'Leaf' You 'Falling' In Love With The Fall Season

I have a feeling I'm going to leaf you smiling.

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Finally, fall! A quick glance outside of your window will instantly remind you what you were missing out in the summer. From the colorful warm sweaters to the bright eye-catching pops of colors on the trees fall is a time to enjoy. What better way to kick back and take it all in then warming up to hilarious fall puns. Here are a few that will "leaf" you smiling!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash

What did the leaf say to autumn?

I'm falling for you!

Why did summer catch autumn? 

Because autumn was fall-ing.

What is the cutest season of the year? 

Awwwtumn.

A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

… To make up for his miserable summer.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

He was outstanding in his field.

What does the one tree who's leaves stay alive in fall say?

Yo, don't worry about me! I'm pine.

 Just wanted to leaf you with my best wishes for fall. Orange you glad the leaves are turning? I’m so happy, I could yellow ’bout it.

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