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Pumpkin Spice Plague

Please No More!

Shannon Olive Nisi

Sep 27, 2016

Troy University

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Here in the United States, we are facing a major epidemic, obsession, and lust for one horrifying taste. A taste that is identified with the fall. A taste that everyone knows and hates to love. Pumpkin Spice. Though only a couple years ago all we had was pumpkin pie and pumpkin spice lattes, now there are more horrifying things being produced in affiliation. Not only are people making these products, other people are buying these products pretending as though they enjoy what they are eating pushing the market for these obscene things to be put on the self. So on your next trip to the grocery store this is your forewarning: no aisle is safe! Literally no aisle! This is only a mere glimpse at what you will see on the shelves:

1. Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows

2. Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener

3. Pumpkin Spice Lasagna

4. Pumpkin Spice Burger

5. Pumpkin Spice Shampoo

6. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese

7. Pumpkin Spice Soy Milk

8. Pumpkin Spice Cat & Dog Shampoo

9. Pumpkin Spice Beef Jerky

10. Pumpkin Spice Pasta Sauce

11. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats

12. Pumpkin Spice Moonshine

13. Pumpkin Spice Vodka

14. Pumpkin Spice Chewing Gum

15. Pumpkin Spice Butter

16. Pumpkin Spice Pringles

17. Pumpkin Spice Yogurt

18. Pumpkin Spice Four Loko

19. Pumpkin Spice Hummus

20. Pumpkin Spice Whey Blend

21. Pumpkin Spice Jello

22. Pumpkin Spice Mints

23. Pumpkin Spice Costumes

24. Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

25. Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies

26. Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

27. Pumpkin Spice Rustic Decor

28. Pumpkin Spice iPhone Case

29. Pumpkin Spice Kale Chips

30. Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream

31. Pumpkin Spice Salad

32. Pumpkin Spice Biscotti

33. Pumpkin Spice Little Bites

34. Pumpkin Spice Waffles

35. Pumpkin Spice Cliff Bars

36. Pumpkin Spice Fig Bar

37. Pumpkin Spice Doughnuts

38. Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels

39. Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

40. Pumpkin Spice Coconut Milk

Please note: While these all seem fake, I promise they are real. Please check the internet for local listings... or not because after writing this list I want to throw up.

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Please No More!

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3. Pumpkin Spice Lasagna

4. Pumpkin Spice Burger

5. Pumpkin Spice Shampoo

6. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese

7. Pumpkin Spice Soy Milk

8. Pumpkin Spice Cat & Dog Shampoo

9. Pumpkin Spice Beef Jerky

10. Pumpkin Spice Pasta Sauce

11. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats

12. Pumpkin Spice Moonshine

13. Pumpkin Spice Vodka

14. Pumpkin Spice Chewing Gum

15. Pumpkin Spice Butter

16. Pumpkin Spice Pringles

17. Pumpkin Spice Yogurt

18. Pumpkin Spice Four Loko

19. Pumpkin Spice Hummus

20. Pumpkin Spice Whey Blend

21. Pumpkin Spice Jello

22. Pumpkin Spice Mints

23. Pumpkin Spice Costumes

24. Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

25. Pumpkin Spice Milano Cookies

26. Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

27. Pumpkin Spice Rustic Decor

28. Pumpkin Spice iPhone Case

29. Pumpkin Spice Kale Chips

30. Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream

31. Pumpkin Spice Salad

32. Pumpkin Spice Biscotti

33. Pumpkin Spice Little Bites

34. Pumpkin Spice Waffles

35. Pumpkin Spice Cliff Bars

36. Pumpkin Spice Fig Bar

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38. Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels

39. Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

40. Pumpkin Spice Coconut Milk

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