Oh, public transportation. I can't stand you sometimes but I am infinitely glad that you're there. Whether I need you for a trip to the city or during my high school and some college years of me getting around, you've been there for me. However, you are a very weird thing. Or at least, can be a very weird space. Usually, this is dependant on who decides to take you. Some people don't understand what is and what isn't acceptable on public transportation, so I've created this list to help you determine what isn't.

1. Farm animals

I guess you could say that this bus is the G.O.A.T. (bad-um-tss)

2. Giant food

Costume or not, it's probably not the wisest idea. Speaking of which--

3. Kitchenware

Multitasking at its finest, but it's probably not the wisest choice for a subway car. I wonder what was going through this woman's mind as she decided to get a head start on preparing her dinner? I wonder what the guys next to her were thinking?

4. Pizza, apparently

Remy, is that you?

5. Your dance moves

While the entertainment is appreciated, it's probably not all that safe.

6. Lack of knowledge

At least for magic forms of transportation.

7. Rats really aren't welcome

With or without pizza.

8. *Not* One Direction

They're always welcome.

9. Impatience

It's not making things easier, we all have places to go.

10. Your lack of coolness

Just don't forget the sunglasses.