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PSA: Croc Nation Lives, Haters Gonna Hate

Don't knock it until you own a pair.

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PSA: Croc Nation Lives, Haters Gonna Hate

In typical bad blood fashion, we as the Croc Nation feel we must defend our beloveds.

In wake of recent events, I feel it has become necessary to voice my opinion and stand up for the obvious underdog, Crocs. There has been a lot of hate recently in the Odyssey,hate that revolves around shoes. Though I find myself loyal to no one specific shoe brand, I appreciated the light banter between writers. That is until Madison Umbaugh and Gammon Fain did the unspeakable, they trash-talked Crocs.

Let me begin by assuring everyone who is reading who may be in doubt, I am in fact a college student. I feel the need to say this since it was so incorrectly asserted that most Croc users are children (They make adult sizes for a reason). Let me give just a few reasons why Crocs are the real winners at the game of life.

First of all, they are durable. I have had mine since I was in the sixth grade. But Caroline, you ask, did you not just say they are not for children? The answer is no. I bought my Crocs in middle school, but they have withstood the test of time and are still in good condition. There is nothing childish about results.

You can get a rockin' ran line to show off to all of your friends.

Let's be honest, everyone wants one of these, don't lie.

Crocs bring people together.

Even the Crocodile on the logo looks happy, so how can you be unhappy wearing a pair of Crocs? Answer: you can't.

They have a safety strap.

Whether you are frolicking through the snow, yes snow, or walking down through town, you can be sure that your feet are safe from falling out of your shoe.

Your feet can breathe.

Crocs have built in ventilation to keep your feet cool and your shoes lacking of smell. That's what I call ingenious.

They are quick dry. Have you ever been caught in a spontaneous storm? Crocs absorb no water, all you have to do is shake them off and you're good to go.

Super comfort.

Anyone who says life isn't about comfort is wrong. Have you ever put on a pair of Crocs? Do yourself a favor.

They are easily packable.

Are you traveling and think that you might need some shoes to go exploring in? Why not choose Crocs. They are easily bendable to fit in the most difficult corners of your suitcase. As an added bonus their lightweight feature means that you never have to worry about your shoes exceeding the luggage limit.

And last but not least, they are a true bang for your buck.

I am not here to trash talk any brands, because why would I need to when I have so many amazing things to say about Crocs, but I will say that coming in at just under $30 means they are a steal in the shoe world.

The point is, love what you love and hate what you hate, but don't hate on others for not loving the same things as you. Some people love Nikes, some love Chacos, and some love Crocs. It's as simple as that.

Just remember: a world without Crocs is a world without happiness

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