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Thick Thighs Save Lives, But Also Cause Heavy Sighs

Here are all your pros and cons if you have thick thighs.

Olivia Jacques
Apr 11, 2018
Tuscaloosa, ALThe University of Alabama
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Thick Thighs Save Lives, But Also Cause Heavy Sighs
Woman by pool

Having thick thighs is a blessing and curse and sometimes a love/hate relationship (but mostly love). Here are all your pros and cons if you have thick thighs.

Pros

1. When you find jeans that fit all over, it truly is one of the greatest accomplishments in life

2. More cushioning if you fall

3. Thick thighs normally mean big booty

4. Instant hand warmers

Cold outside? Just put your hands in between your thighs... instantly warm

5. Perfect seat

I'm sure your dog loves you thick thighs because that makes you the perfect seat for him.

6. CURVES

Need I say more?

Cons

1. Chub rub

Don't even get me started

2. Never knowing what size jeans you are


3. Ripped inseam/Ripped belt-loop

You go through so many pairs of jeans because the inseam rips or because the belt-loop rips from trying to pull your jeans over your booty.

4. Sitting down and your thighs doubling in size


5. Ordering clothes online is a joke

You never know what something is going to fit like on you. It's always a gamble.

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