The new show on CW, "Jane the Virgin," is one of the best new shows on television. Between love triangles, baby drama, strong female bonds, and the absolutely breathtakingly handsome Rafael Solano (played by Justin Baldoni) there are more than enough reasons to watch the show. Perhaps the best reason to watch is the main character, Jane, who is smart, snarky, funny, and super relatable. Here's some proof that Jane is every college girl ever.
1. Prefacing everything you tell your squad with..
You're about to spill a hilarious, weird, great scenario you saw today -- but first you have to preface it with this. Even though you know your squad won't judge you for how horrible you are, it's necessary.
2. Deciding to cook your own dinner to avoid dining hall food.
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It can't be that hard right? Those Facebook Tastemade videos make it seem so easy to make a delicious meal. If you could make it through Statistics, then you can definitely follow a recipe, right?
3. Dramatically staring out your window pretending you're in a 2000s teen movie.
With Vanessa Carlton's 1000 Miles blasting through your headphones, obviously.
4. Trying to stay up for your Friday night plans when all you really want is to sleep.
Must. Stay. Awake. Just one more hour. You can totally do it. You want to go out, right? Or just eat ice cream, watch TV in bed, and go to sleep.
5. When you get a loaded text from your squad on your way to class.
You have Bio Anth in four minutes but you have to stop and read this text from your squad first. You open up GroupMe and see that the message is like 25 lines long. Well, looks like evolution will have to wait for squad drama to quiet down.
6. Getting non-dining hall food and not wanting to share with anyone.
Dunkin' Donuts. Starbucks. Chipotle. Bagels. No matter what it is, if it doesn't come from the dining hall then it is a coveted prize. Sharing is caring, except when it comes to delicious food. In that case, sharing is a sin.
7. Trying to explain to your friends that studying with someone doesn't equal a date.
Going to the library to slave over history facts for three plus hours is not a date. Even if you took a shower, put on your cutest pair of sweatpants, and dosed yourself in your best perfume for it, it's not a date. Not. A. Date.
8. When your professor pairs you with the weird kid for your final project.
You always pull the short straw. You look at your professor with sadness and slight disdain only to see just the slightest bit of apology. Gear up to do this whole project by yourself the night before it's due when this kid won't answer your Facebook messages.
9. Walking into class and seeing that someone took your seat.
OK, so seats aren't technically assigned but its a mutual understanding that the seat you chose the first day is your seat. That is yourseat, and they know it. You angrily walk to the back of the class to the leftover seat and are salty about it for the rest of the semester.
10. Trying to explain to your Spanish professor while you're late
Profesor, lo siento lo siento pero yo... uh... I woke up really late and I could have gotten here on time but I really, really needed coffee and the line at Starbucks was really long. I'm here now, though! That's what counts right? Lo siento.
11. Walking into the shower and seeing the mess someone left.
You've got your shower caddy all ready and your cute little bathrobe on only to see that your favorite shower is absolutely covered in long dark hairs. Great. I guess dry shampoo it is today.
12. Going to the coffee shop before class and seeing that there are no more chocolate croissants.
I'm sorry, but you don't understand -- chocolate croissants are my life source. I can't make it through the day without them. What was that? A regular croissant? Unacceptable! I'll take an extra large coffee and a chocolate muffin, I guess.
13. Spotting out the f**kboys at parties and on the path.
You know they're cute, but you also know you must avoid at all cost. Ugh but they're so cute. Remember last time you didn't follow your own advice?