Have you ever been sitting in class and your professor says something totally off the wall? Or even if it's not completely crazy, have they ever said something to make you laugh hysterically? This happens to me a lot, actually. My professors say the darndest things...completely out of context.

"It's a dream factory here at Otterbein."

"When studying sex, you have to be hard...no pun."

"Can I get an amen?"

"What is it? Bye Felicia?"

"That's my Jesus impression."

"Oh man, that boy is delicious."

"This is not OSU, we have gifted students."

"You don't think you'll do it until you're horny."

"I'm a living fossil."

"Cake can change your psychology."

"Can't pull up the screen on Morgan Freeman. That's just wrong."

"It's 12:22, time for a stabbin."

"You can use the skull of your enemy as a doorstop."

"I happen to like skunks."

"Do it like passing a joint."

"I'm from Iowa. We did Iowa things."

"Rest time is over."

"Fish fornicate furiously"

"I have 35 seconds left, shut the fuck up."

"I am not human."

"We'll cut you and see if you bleed."

"The second rule of life is fight naked."

"I'm saving you years in therapy."

"Okay you pukes, lets do this!"

"We need more Spongebob in this class."

"Bananaman"

The end of the semester is upon us. I hope this helped you get your mind off the 35 things you still have due this week.