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Procrastination Nation

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Procrastination Nation
Michelle Pendergrass

Procrastination Nation, what's the rush?

We can visit some day without fuss,

But until then we can take our time, And maybe have a glass of wine.

Why visit now, when we can wait?

We will go there before it's to late,

We work much better under stress,

But that's not true, We really must confess.

To be on time is not in our means,

For we're the "Procrastination Queens",

But one day, be it late or soon, We will sing a very different tune.

We will be on time and get it done,

Although it won't be any fun,

We will be responsible, you'll see,

And you'll be very proud of us three.

But until then we take our time,

Now where is that third glass of wine?,

They say tomorrow never comes,

So maybe then we will visit Procrastination nation.

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