12 Stages Of Buying Concert Tickets As Told By Spongebob Squarepants | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post

12 Stages Of Buying Concert Tickets As Told By Spongebob Squarepants

Perhaps the most stressful and important scenario in anyone's life.

63
12 Stages Of Buying Concert Tickets As Told By Spongebob Squarepants
Nickelodeon

Perhaps the most stressful and important scenario in anyone's life: buying tickets to a concert. Whether it be your favorite artist of many years or an artist that you only know half of the words to their lead single, the process of actually acquiring tickets to the show is among some of the biggest moments in one's life. And strangely enough, the experience can be easily summed up by Spongebob:

1. The moment you log online and see a list of tour dates posted.

2. When you realize tickets go on sale in four days and you don't know who you're going to go with yet.

3. You finally find someone to go with and plans are set ... until you check your bank account.

4. But you know what, just seeing the artist is enough. You decide that you'll just settle for nosebleeds.

5. Finally, the morning of the general sale has arrived and you log online 5 minutes before the sale starts.

6. The sale opens and you quickly refresh the page in hopes that you manage some stellar seats.

7. Somehow, floor seats pop up but they're slightly (MAJORLY) over budget.

8. You decide to treat yourself to the amazing seats; YOU DESERVE THIS!!

9. All's well until you check your bank account after the deed is done.

10. But at the same time, at least you'll be breathing the same air as your fave soon enough.


11. Now, the second most stressful phase begins: outfit planning.

12. And you wait for the big day to finally arrive.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
girl holding phone
NYCPRGIRLS

Now that it seems “talking” is the new way to date, and will stay that way until another idiotic term is used to describe the people who can’t settle down and just date someone, I feel as if it’s time to go over the unwritten rules of “talking.”

Rule 1. Having feeling without feeling.

Keep Reading...Show less
The Stages of Having FOMO in College
iamthatgirl.com

Are you one of those people that gets super upset when you miss out on anything? Well, you may have FOMO, or fear of missing out. In college it’s not hard to experience FOMO every once in a while. You just love doing everything and anything, so hen you have to miss out on something it's the worst possible thing in your mind. Whether you’re sick, have to work, or have so much work to do you could cry – FOMO will hit you hard in college.

Keep Reading...Show less
Vivien Leigh
Revelist

I've lived a whole 21 years with an RBF (Resting Bitch Face), so naturally, I go through most of these struggles on a daily basis.

And before you ask, yes I'm fine. No, I'm not mad. This is just my face, so take it or leave it! To those of you who have been #blessed with an RBF, you'll probably relate to these more than you'd like to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Iconic Duos: Timeless Legends

From Luke and Leia to Beyonce's twins...

774606
Luke and Leia from Star Wars, a iconic duo
Lucasfilm

“Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait." OK, well, if you insist. In no particular order, here's a list of 100 iconic duos that seem to be timeless.

SEE MORE: This Is The ICONIC Disney Sidekick You Are To Your BFF, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

A Candid Letter to My Best Friends Ex

Because this is the real form of torture you deserve.

762
middle finger
Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

What's up Asshat,

I've composed a list of things that I wish upon you, and they're harsh and cruel. These things are things that I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies, not even that Starbuck's barista who always screws up my order, not even him. You fall into a whole other category of hate. You surpass Starbucks barista. Congratulations, I'm actually a pretty nice person, making you worthy of every single bit of torture I wish upon you. What are these things I wish upon you you might ask?

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments