15 Problems Only Busty Girls Have | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

15 Problems Only Busty Girls Have

Being busty. It is both a blessing and a curse.

4928
15 Problems Only Busty Girls Have
Invest In Your Chest

1. Your back and shoulders hate you!

They constantly ache all the time. Either your back is killing you because you have nowhere near enough support, your shoulders are killing you because finding a bra with good support means it digs into your shoulders, or it's a miserable combination of both.

2. Button up shirts are a no go!

The famous boob gap. Every girl loves button up shirts! They are super cute, but as a busty girl, they are annoying. You can either get a shirt that fits you everywhere like it's supposed to and gives everyone a nice window into your boobs and bra or get one that fits the girls but makes you look like a hobo.

3. A normal shirt can almost always be made sexy.

It can be anything from a tank top to a T-shirt to a professional blouse. Anything that is intended to seem plain can come across as super sexy when you are busty and it makes clothing super difficult.

4. Any dress that is strapless or backless is impossible to wear.

Whoever invented strapless or backless dresses was not thinking about busty girls. Support is our friend, so anything that limits that is the enemy. Sticky bras... not really an option. Strapless bras open up a whole new world of pain. No bra... not going to happen. You just gotta suck it up and limit your options.

5. Over the shoulder bags and seat belts are just annoying.

Anything that needs to fall between the girls just makes life hard. Boobs have a mind of their own and that means blocking anything that separates them.

6. Boobs make exercising ten times harder!

Running is the worst form of exercise ever with big boobs. You have to hold them down to keep from knocking yourself out or making your chest feel like it's about to rip off. Sports bras only barely help if you can find one in your size. Sometimes that means wearing two different sport bras to contain the monsters in hopes of making it through your workout alive.

7. Boob sweat is a huge problem.

Along with working out and summer comes boob sweat. That means sweat stains in the most awkward places and covering your boobs with deodorant in hopes of making it through the day without being extremely uncomfortable.

8. Swimsuits are not made for us.

Once again, another clothing item made without busty girls being taken into consideration. Once again any top with spaghetti straps or no straps is dangerous to say the least. One wave can be a fashion disaster waiting to happen. Anything that isn't a halter means that they have free rain in your top meaning they could freely slip out any moment and are guaranteed to be saggy. Halter tops are essentially the only option which means all of the weight on your chest is pulling on your neck and your head might pop off.

9. You can never find your bra size!

They are never there. It's like they don't even exist. Only a few stores actually carry your size and they are going to be ridiculously expensive. $40 is on the cheap side for a bra that is going to support you the way you need it to and on top of that its almost guaranteed to be a nude colored granny bra but hey at least it limits the back pain.

10. Built in bras are a joke!

I honestly don't think built-in bras work for anyone but especially not busty girls. There is absolutely no support, they don't hide anything, they aren't helpful at all, and they do nothing but make the top fit horribly.

11. Going bra-less is never an option.

The thought of actually going through the day without a bra is honestly hilarious to me. It would just lead to a combination of all the above problems at the same time. Saggyness. The girls flying everywhere. Back and shoulder aches. You name it, it's going to happen if you try to make it through an average day without a bra.

12. Lying on your stomach is miserable.

It's like your stomach is lying flat but for some reason, your chest is lying on a brick. You're squishing your boobs, your head really doesn't reach the pillow, and you can't breathe at the same time. Mentally you believe this could be a ridiculously comfortable position to lie in, but you will never know.

13. Bending over is dangerous!

Sure bras can keep them contained when you are in a normal position but when you bend over, there is a whole other set of rules. They will look for any means of escape and that means falling out the very top of your bra. You just have to hold them in and hope they do what you want them to.

14. They are constantly knocking things over.

No matter how long you've been busty, you never manage to remember that they are there. When you lean over to grab something, even if you stop moving they never stop. It's like two wrecking balls attached to your chest with a mind of their own.

15. People constantly stare and make life uncomfortable.

I get it. They are large and you may like them but that does not mean I appreciate you staring at them. It also doesn't mean I'm okay with you asking me very personal questions like my bra size. You've heard people say "My eyes are up here." but as a busty girl that is an actual problem. Trust me, I like my boobs too but please don't go out of your way to make me feel self conscious or uncomfortable about them.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

187829
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

13378
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

456724
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

25934
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments