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Presidents I Would Rather Have Than Donald Trump

Literally anyone else ever.

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Presidents I Would Rather Have Than Donald Trump
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If you feel like this election is one huge, twisted joke, you're not alone. Yes, I would have loved to have Bernie Sanders be our next president. Unfortunately, that's no longer an option. So, as the old saying goes, you go to war with the army you have. In this case, I'll be supporting Hillary Clinton, since there is absolutely no way on God's green earth that I'm voting for Donald Trump. (You can read all about why I can't stand him in my last article.)

For the sake of some comedic relief from this election (and current world events in general), here is a list of presidents I'd much rather have than Trump.

1. Hillary Clinton

I am completely serious about this one. Even Bernie Sanders has said that he'll be voting for Hillary Clinton in this next election.

2. Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton

3. Jonah Ryan

On top of being a fictional character from the HBO show, Veep, he has shot himself in the foot. Literally.

4. Donald Trump's wig sans his head

Let's face it, the wig would do a better job on its own. Also, the wig isn't the one making all these crazy decisions. Unless it's secretly an alien that is controlling Trump's brain. Anything is possible at this point.

5. Kanye West

I say this having seen the monstrosities he calls fashion, but at least Kanye doesn't make me fear for my safety.

6. Chad from the Bachelorette

This is how much I do not want Trump as our president.

7. That girl on "Finding Nemo" who keeps killing the fish

8. A zombified JFK

9. The really drunk guy who kept asking me if I wanted pancakes that he supposedly kept in his pockets

Just say no to imaginary pancakes, but also carry pepper spray just in case.

10. Kris Jenner

She already manages the Kardashian-Jenner clan, and with the current state of the country I'm sure it's not much of a stretch.

11. A llama

12. An outfit Emilia Clarke wore in Me Before You

13. A bottle of green juice

14. Almost any other GOP candidate

The keyword here being "almost".

15. Tofurkey

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