As you already know, this election season is insane. I seriously cannot even believe that what is happening.. is happening. All social media platforms that I am a part of have become collages of the presidential candidates. So many, "He said, she said" articles. So many "This % of Americans side with *insert candidate here* and here's why". I am OVER IT. Can we go back to a time where this wasn't happening? Or can we fast forward to when it is all said and done.. and hope that we are still alive?
This election has become so negative. The majority of people I talk to, mostly my peers, are unhappy with either candidate and always respond with, "I'm going to move to Canada". I don't blame them. It is all very sad and disappointing. I really dislike seeing our country have such differences. I really dislike seeing individuals in our country back a candidate that is garbage (not to be harsh.. but I am sure you can guess who this is.. and if not.. you're fired *hint*). I really dislike seeing our country in such panic.
In order to add some lightness to these current state of dreadful affairs, I thought it would be interesting to view our nation's Presidential Cabinet, and high officials, and assign characters from famous TV shows to them. Let's "VOTE"!
Secretary of Homeland Security: Olivia Benson, Law and Order: SVU
Hero. Seriously, she would be perfect. The vision of the Department of Homeland Security is, "... to ensure a homeland that is safe, secure and resilient against terrorism and other hazards", Detective Benson is the right person for the job. Benson is dedicated and would be ideal for protecting our country.
Secretary of Transportation: The 10th Doctor, Doctor Who
ALLONS-Y! He is a man in a blue box with the ability to go everywhere. I think The Doctor has a great resume for the job of Secretary of Transportation. He literally goes everywhere and anywhere, in the blink of an eye. His transportation is on POINT.
Secretary of Energy: Marie Laveau, American Horror Story: Coven
Bless. Probably one of the great characters from the American Horror Story series.. but that's just my opinion. She is known as the Voodoo Queen, creating spells and making magic to unleash on her victims. I think she would be a killer addition to the Department of Energy. She's vibin'.
Secretary of Agriculture: Dwight Shrute,The Office
Beet King! This has Dwight's name written all over it. He grew up on a frickin' beet farm that has been passed down from generations. He has an eye for agriculture. His diligent and authoritative attitude would force waves throughout this department. BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALATICA! AMIRIGHT?!
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Gregory House, House
The medicine man. He is cunning, witty, and sometimes bitter but don't doubt his abilities. His knowledge of medicine and his common sense are needed in this department. Mr. House involves himself with the problems at hand; therefore, he would be a cut throat decision maker, which is sometimes most beneficial in dealing with this area of government.
Attorney General: Olivia Pope, Scandal
Slay. The Attorney General is the chief legal officer of the USA. They are the "people's lawyer". Olivia Pope is already familiar with the world of Washington D.C. working as a crisis manager at her own firm, dealing with political issues. Pope would be the most wise choice for the reason being she is fantastic at what she does and knows the ropes.
Secretary of Defense: Red, Orange is the New Black
In love. Red would defend those she cares about til the end. Her motherly attitude, quick wit, and willingness to be cut throat make her suitable for this job. She would make bold defensive moves that would make America strong both on a national and international scale. Plus, she would be able to cook a mean meal.
White House Press Secretary: Jessica Fletcher, Murder, She Wrote
Mrs. Fletcher is bae! She writes books and solves murders, what a hero. She is wise, charismatic, and has a way with words. She would be an excellent choice for White House Press Secretary. Her ability to get any message across is phenomenal. Jessica would be a great voice for the President and their cabinet.
White House Chief of Staff: Miranda Bailey,Grey's Anatomy
Queen. Her ability to keep everyone on task and in check is superb. The White House Chief of Staff is the person that helps maintain order (sort of like, the person behind the scenes). They make sure the President and their counterparts are where they need to be, doing what they need to do. Bailey would be such a baller at this.
Secretary of State: Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
Master negotiator and ambassador for all. Tyrion is the guy to go to if you need to have a meeting about an important issue, or you need to negotiate, or you need someone to talk with an ally or enemy. Just give the man some wine and he will get this country to where it needs to be.
Vice President: Chief Hopper, Stranger Things
Hop-- yes. He is here to get the job done. He comes off as being careless and seems as though he is not concerned with the state of affairs, little do we know.. he knows exactly what is going on and is usually ahead of the game. He would be an excellent VP, he would help the President stay on task and be 100% capable of leading this nation if need be.
President: Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
VOTE KNOPE! I think if Leslie were to truly run against the two candidates right now, she'd cream 'em. Her optimism and "can do" attitude are what our nation needs so desperately right now. She is fun and such a hard worker that she would definitely be a great leader. Her heart knows no bounds and I think with Hop at her VP they would slay.