Spring Break

Let's not talk about it. This first week back is about to be rough. Keep scrolling for a preview of how it's going to go down.

Sunday

It's your first day back from vacation, and you were smart enough to clear out the fridge before you left. Unfortunately, your options now are to starve, go grocery shopping, or eat out. Starving is only a somewhat valid option, but not everyone is going to go for it, and then you'll have FOMO on good food. You certainly don't have it in you to go grocery shopping. You'll probably need to take a loan, and you'll probably only get approved for enough to get you a McDonald's Happy Meal (4 McNuggets, not 6), but you'll do what you have to do.

*Cue 8 AM alarm*

Don't be scared! You've done this before and you can do it again! Surviving today will be nearly impossible, but you'll have to face the world sometime. Take a preventative-care Tylenol, get out of bed, and start your week right.

Tuesday

Morale is still low, but improvement is being made. You haven't completely rebounded, but you can see a glimpse of light at the end of this long week. Remember your lowest point during SB'17, and look at where you're at now! You're doing great.

Wednesday

Delirium has set in, spring break really is over, and you're not sure what you're doing with school, with work, and/or with life. But this week has been hard enough and no one gets to give you crap about it, so you do you and be confident about it!

Thursday

It's already Thursday?! Time really flies when you're sharing miseries with friends. This is an exciting milestone for the first week back! As a reward for making it this far, you all decide to treat yourselves even though you can't afford it!

Friday

Last night's regrets showing up to Friday's 9 AM, a sad and remarkable sight: You shouldn't be here, no part of you wants to be here, but you're not about to back down this far in the game. You're a survivor.

Friday Night + Saturday

Yes, you do have 4 different assignments due at midnight, but guess what? It's the freakin' weekend. They (the establishment) can't really expect this much of you. You did your job: you didn't skip work, you attended your classes, you stayed alive. This weekend gets to be yours.

Sunday again

I'm so sorry that you have to see this day (of the week). Time to reset and do it all over again. Hopefully you've gone grocery shopping by now (you're welcome for the reminder).

I'm not saying that I'm a psychic, but I want you to trust me that this is how it's going to go down. Take this information and use it to your advantage. Knowledge is power. This week is going to be rough, brace yourselves.