Be the girl I never notice.
Stay in the background
and love me from afar.
As I fall for your best friend.
When she breaks my heart
pick up my pieces
and put me back together as you confess
your love for me
and I look in your eyes
and tell you
you’re just a friend.
Be my Ramona Flowers.
Ignore my past
of heartbreaks and desperation.
I’ll fight your seven evil exes
if you dye
your hair every two weeks.
Overcome your insecurities
and I’ll learn the power of self-respect.
Your independent and don’t need me,
but love me, even though
I cheated on you that one time.
Be my oriental Mary Jane
and we can piss off
all the racist fans.
Our first kiss will be after
saving your life, while reinforcing
the damsel in distress stereotype.
Let’s get married as you abandon
your potential and become a Parker.
We can have mixed little babies
with dark skin and long black hair.
Be my stay at home mom
cause sorry Hun, justice calls.