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Yes Please, Coffee

Takin' Life One Cup at A Time

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Yes Please, Coffee

For the one I consider the most brew-tiful....coffee.

Dear Coffee,

You make me so happy. I love you in the morning and in the afternoon, I love you in the evening, and of course at midnight. And at 4 o'clock, oh and 6 o'clock, also 10 A.M., and P.M..

What makes me love you latte, you may ask? Well, I can drink you black and bitter like my mood on Monday's, or sweet and creamy. I can rink you with coca or cinnamon, or I can drink you with some coconut oil for health.

So let's get down to business now. For those of you reading this, I will admit that I've had quite the writers block, and when you get writer's block, you start to think of some bizarre concepts to write about.

Like what life would be like if we had dream-recording pillows. An investigation of George Washington's wooden teeth. Why grapefruit is the best fruit in life. Etc., so I landed on talking about something I love and will always love, for it has only brought goodness, and not shortness, to my life. The one, the only: Coffee

It seems like today that a lot of people really enjoy the rich taste of coffee, and that's not a problem! Although I do think that the best kind of coffee is the coffee you drink from home, because it is yours and your creation. I do think that there are too many Dunkin's and Starbucks's and not enough locally owned coffee shops for us first hand, but that's not what I want to write about.

So let's talk more about coffee and why it is the best state of "bean."

First of All, coffee is

the puniest concept ever. So here's some lame (awesome) coffee puns.

"When you're depresso, drink some espresso!"

"I thought I was strong, but you really creamed me." -Cup of creamed coffee

"I cannot espresso how much you bean to me."

"Espresso yourself" My personal favorite

"You mocha me crazy!"

"Thanks a latte!"

"Mugs and Kisses"

And now that you've been granted such great opportunity to read those pressing puns, here's some great health facts about coffee, and why if you don't drink it, you should! (I'm on my fourth cup).

1. It doesn't stunt your growth! (Okay is that considered a real health fact...probably not...but now that that's out of the way.)

1. It's a great source of fiber. One cup has about 1.8 grams of fiber, and you should consume 20-38 grams of fiber a day. So that's ten cups?

2. It can reduce pain and soreness after a workout

3. Coffee protects your liver by lowering your liver enzyme levels

4. It can reduce depression, because who can be depressed with that much caffeine.

5. Coffee drinkers have stronger DNA from built strength in our white blood cells.

6. Black coffee prevents tooth decay and cavities.

7. Coffee can help protect several disease that deal with your heart, brain, and dental.

8. Coffee is an antioxidant.

9. Coffee can control your appetite, and black coffee can burn calories.

(read more at: http://www.caffeineinformer.com/7-good-reasons-to-...)


Even though I love coffee infinitely, too much of one thing is still a thing. So make sure you don't over do it! two to three cups a day is recommended at the most, so choose your cups wisely.

"I like big cups and I cannot lie!"

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