Poop.
It's weird.
It's smelly.
But man, is it necessary.
Everybody does it.
I'm not even kidding.
Literally, everyone does it.
And on a frequent basis! Cause, you know, you have to get all that waste out of your body.
It's very important.
The only thing that's more important than the actual bodily function is finding a place to do said bodily function.
This week, I asked my fellow students at Saginaw Valley State University for the best pooping locations around campus. And boy, did they sure deliver.
So without further ado, here are the top 8 places at SVSU to poop:
1. Living Center North
It's a single person bathroom, how much better could it get? If you're a private pooper, this is definitely the bathroom for you! But even if you're not a private pooper, you're alone and you'll get you're busy done.
2. Ryder Center
If you're at the gym and suddenly you've got the urge to go, look no further. This, also, one person bathroom is found by the Ryder Pod.
3. Downstairs Curtiss Hall
There is apparently a plethora of single person bathrooms at SVSU. This is also one of them. If you happen to be in Curtiss for a choir concert or theater production, this bathroom will be your go to. It's close to both the Malcolm Field Theater and the Rhea Miller Recital Hall.
4. Science West
This one is popular with many of my friends. If you happen to have classes on the second floor of Science West, definitely head to this bathroom.
5. Library
We all know that we spend plenty of time in the library. It's a part of college. During finals week especially. Sometimes more time there then actually in the comfort of our own home. And it's important to have a bathroom escape no matter where you are. The first floor of the library is where the nice bathrooms are.
6. Upstairs Curtiss Hall
Personally, this happens to be my favorite place to poop. The bathroom is beautiful. It's used mostly for the banquet halls upstairs in Curtiss. It stays really clean, the lighting is really good for selfies, and you feel so majestic while you sit there and do your duty. And if you don't mind the automatic toilets going off when you're the only one in there, this is definitely the bathroom for you.
(Actually video of me walking out of that majestic bathroom).
7. Wickes
There are lots of reasons to be in Wickes. Financial aid, advising, registrar, study abroad. No matter what the reason, you'll definitely need a bathroom at some point. This bathroom is another single one. SVSU is famous for single bathrooms, and it's kept clean. Which means so much.
8. Arbury
This is my second favorite poop spot. Next to the music lounge, there is a bathroom that people rarely go into. I've been in there several times a day for the last semester and I've come across another human being twice; making it a wonderful place to poop.