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Pick Up Lines We Are All Tired of Hearing

Us girls like flowers and chocolate, not some pickup line.

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Pick Up Lines We Are All Tired of Hearing
Pick-Up Lines

Everyone has experienced the complete awkwardness that is associated with these pickup lines. Do these people realize that they aren't cool.

  1. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  2. I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  3. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  4. I think I was blind before I met you.
  5. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  6. Hi I’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart!
  7. Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want you to be in my happy-meal!
  8. Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
  9. Stand still so I can pick you up!
  10. 10. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  11. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  13. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  14. If we were all potatoes, you'd be a HOT potato!
  15. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  16. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  17. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  18. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
  19. I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
  20. Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!
  21. You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
  22. Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine?
  23. If you were a poker game I’d be all in.
  24. Damn sugar, slow down…I am diabetic.
  25. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
  26. Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me.
  27. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  28. Is your last name mellow? Cuz you look like a marshamellow to me. (Since my name is Marsha, I hear this A LOT)
  29. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  30. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  31. When God made you, he was showing off.
  32. So what haven’t you been told tonight?
  33. So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
  34. Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?
  35. Do you have the time? The time to write down my number ?!
  36. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  37. Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.
  38. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
  39. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
  40. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  41. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  42. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  43. I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  44. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
  45. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
  46. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
  47. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh really. What is that? Its just that…your numbers not in it.

48.You’re so pretty you made me forget my pick up line.

49. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

50. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

51. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

52. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

53. Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

54. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

55. Are you a light switch? Cause you turn me on!

56. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

57. Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

58. Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte.

59. You know, beautiful is my favorite color.

That’s not a color.

It's the color of your eyes.

60. You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

61. You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.

62. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

63. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber.

64. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

65. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

66. You’re so cute its distracting.

67. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.

Shall I go on? These are what these guys think about when they look at us girls. I would rather have you just ask me for my number than trying to be creative. I am tired of these pickup lines like come on!!

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