1. Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is busted.
2. Know what's on the Menu? Me-n-u.
3. You look like I need a drink.
4. You can come back to my place and we can play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam ya.
5. There's a big sale in my bedroom... clothes are 100% off.
6. That's a nice dress, it would look better at the foot of my bed.
7. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds... I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.
8. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
9. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can really see myself in them.
10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
11. Wanna be my girlfrien? I didn't put the D because you'll get that later.
12. I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on all the furniture in my house.
13. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
14. Hey girl, are you a pokemon? Because I really wanna throw my balls at you.
15. You should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
16. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
17. So, uh, we gunna be more than cousins?
18. You're so hot, that even on a cold winter night, my penis would stand for you.
19. Nice legs.. what time do they open?
20. Girl if you were a booger I'd pick you first.
21. Girl, if you were a fart, I would hold you in because I know you're the shit.
22. Were you born on a farm? Because you know how to raise a cock.
23. One night with me and they'll be calling you moaning myrtle.
24. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
25. Are your legs made of Nutella, cause I'd like to spread them.
26. Was your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
27. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
28. We're like Little Ceaser's, we're hot and ready.
29. I'd look good in you.
30. The only thing that should stand between our love is latex.
31. If I were you, I'd do me.
32. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
33. Your place or mine?
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