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Here Are 6 'Pokemon Go' Pick-Up Lines

For when you meet people on the GO.

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Here Are 6 'Pokemon Go' Pick-Up Lines
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Unless you're living with no communication to the outside world, you've hear of the new app that has been sweeping the nation and causing millions of people to go the distance for that rare Pokemon and chance to level up, causing friendships to form in the strangest of places and at the most random of times- but what happens when you see that Scyther and suddenly lose interest because it's nothing compared to the fellow Pokemon trainer standing across from you?

Luckily for you, I have created a list of seven unparalleled pick-up lines that are sure to work better than a master ball when you've decided to pause from catching them all to catch The One. So take advantage of Pokemon Go as it sweeps the nation and use it to sweep them off their feet instead. (Note- these pick-up lines are like love- color blind, so therefore not red, blue, or yellow specific)

1.The only thing left to register in my Pokedex is your number.

2. My love for you burns hotter than a Charizard's tail.


3. Are you using incense? Because I’m drawn to you!

4.You must be a Pikachu, because your beauty is electrifying.

5. You make me feel like a poke stop- one touch and I’m spinning.

6. A 10km Pokemon egg is nothing compared to the distance I’d go for you.

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