Are you on tinder? Do you ever get those cheesy pick up lines from guys and you just don't know how to respond? Well I think some of the pick up lines are really funny and cute so I thought I'd post some of my favorite pick up lines, especially because Valentine's Day is here!!
Do you have a Valentine? I don't but I think some of these pick up lines are cute for Valentine's Day!
-I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
-Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
-I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
-Hello, Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
-Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
-Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
-When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
Have you ever seen an episode of How I Met Your Mother because these are some of the best pick up lines:
-When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
-Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes! (please replace with your name for the sake of everyone involved)
-I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
-I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite. (again please replace with your own name)
-Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.
-Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for! (for the third time, please replace with your own name)
-You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. (you could add other funny ice cream sundae toppingst to this one)
-It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Here are some funny sports pick up lines:
-Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
-If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
-You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?
-Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
-If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
-You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
-Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
-Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
-Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
-How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
-I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
-Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
-Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
-I'm falling in glove with you.
-I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
-You're quite the catch, baby.
-I'm an umpire - give me your number so I can make the call.
-Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
-Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
-You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
-I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
-I'd got to bat for you, babe.
-If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.