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Jul 25, 2016

12 Phrases That Mean Something Different To Game Of Thrones Fans

"Game of Thrones" is the show everyone loves even though it's possibly the most depressing thing on television.

In all of its glory, it's taught us a lot of new definitions for words and phrases we thought we already understood. Boy were we wrong.

1. Weddings

What we once thought: Joyous celebrations of love and matrimony

What we know now: Bloodbaths where everybody dies leaving you empty inside. Except when Joffrey dies, because that was a long time coming.

2. PETA

If you're a horse you face a 50/50 chance of getting beheaded or mutilated. The odds are far worse if you're a direwolf. #RIPSummer

If only we could go back to the good old days when Ghost was a little runt being discovered by Jon Snow for the first time.

3. An Eye For An Eye

Karma doesn't always come through, but when it does, it's full of irony. Sometimes, when you push a boy out a window and paralyze his legs, you get your dominant hand chopped off. Everything comes full circle.

4. Self Discovery

Arya needed some me-time to find herself, so naturally she went to an ancient house to learn how to peel people’s faces off so she could wear them. A little off the beaten path maybe but in the end she really did find herself so to each her own.

And she's going home!

5. Siblings

People you probably shouldn't make babies with unless you want another Joffrey.

6. Vengeance

Can include feeding your enemy a pie filled with his murdered sons and/or burning a sept full of people to the ground and destroying half the city in the process.

7. Sword

Actually a synonym for "heart," just ask Brienne of Tarth.

8. Shady

No one knows anyone's intentions ever, and that makes everything high key stressful 24/7.

Petyr Baelish: the shadiest of them all.

9. "Hold the Door"

I'm not crying, you're crying. *sobs uncontrollably*

10. Family Reunions

If the last of the Starks are ever reunited, after everything they’ve been through it should make for an interesting conversation.

11. Redemption

It's impossible to deny that Theon made a lot of mistakes, and Reek made a lot as well, but with Yara's help it seems that young Theon is on his way to becoming the man Ned Stark always wanted him to be.

12. Girl Power

*Drops mic*

Can't wait to see what other words get added to our dictionary in Season 7!

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12 Phrases That Mean Something Different To Game Of Thrones Fans

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3. An Eye For An Eye

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5. Siblings

6. Vengeance

7. Sword

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"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

We all have that "I don't care" attitude.

1. Most students just take life day by day.

2. That means procrastinating, one day at a time.

3. College students don't mind dressing like crap sometimes.

4. In fact, dressing nice feels weird.

5. College students get so stressed that they contemplate dropping on a daily basis.

6. But most find another solution to deal with that stress.

7. And that solution can be pretty cheap. Anything over $5 is expensive.

8. One of the only things college students will spend money on is coffee.

9. College is just really expensive and you never forget how expensive it is.

10. But hey, we're getting a somewhat high-quality education, right?

11. We all really just want to pet dogs all day.

12. And eat pizza for every meal.

13. And stab the next person who asks us what we want to do with our life.

14. However, despite the stress and student loans, college is amazing and there's plenty of reasons to smile.

Thank you, April, for inspiring us with your wicked relatability.

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