There's always that one character in your favorite tv show who doesn't always make sense but when they do it is the truest statement ever. That character is the one and only Phoebe Buffay. Throughout the countless breakups, makeups, and life lessons in "Friends," Phoebe is always there to shed some much-needed light onto her fellow cast mates and our lives.
1. "Your collective dating record reads like who's who of human crap."
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2. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."
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3. "Phoebe do you have a plan?" ... "I don't even have a pla!"
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4. "Okay, hey, hey, is your boyfriend the boss of you?!"
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5. "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to..."
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6. "Well, it's not so much I don't believe in gravity that, you know, it's just lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed."
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7. "Damn it woman, pull yourself together!"
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8. "One really does have a stick up one's ass, doesn't one?"
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9. "Everybody looks so happy. I hate it."
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10. "I'm a really cool person."
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11. "He was sweet and smart and fun. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?"
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12. "I want world peace. Oh, and bigger boobs!"
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