I don't know about you, but I think that the best meal is a Wawa HOAGIE with an ice cold glass of WOODER and some cherry WATER ICE.

1. Wooder vs. Water

We ALL know that it's supposed to be pronounced water, but when you're raised around people calling it wooder, its hard to change your ways!

2. Sub vs. Hoagie

News Flash: A Submarine is an underwater vehicle, NOT a roll with meat, cheese and vegetables. ALSO there's a such thing as Hoagiefest, but I'VE never heard of Subfest. it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

3. Wawa vs. Sheetz

Sheetz is a scary, scary place. It's too bright and super overwhelming. The colors give me a headache and their "subs" suck. The only good thing to come out of Sheetz is 3 for $3 apps and the fact that I can get boneless wings whenever my little heart desires. Wawa, on the other hand, is very neutral and homey and I don't feel like I'm being yelled at whenever I walk through the door. When I go to Wawa I don't have to wait 15 minutes for my food to be done AND their coffee is 1000x better than Sheetz. They also sell it in K cups!

4. Italian ice vs. Water Ice

Water Ice is the stuff that Rita's sells, Italian ice is the stuff you find in the freezer section of the grocery store that comes with that weak wooden spoon that you're always afraid will splinter your tongue and is kind of reminiscent of those tongue depressors that you find at the doctors. End of discussion.

5. The Beach vs. The Shore

The beach is a destination at the shore. The beach is sand that meets the ocean, not the entire island including the hotels, restaurants and any other attractions. When you Snookie went to Seaside, she went to the SHORE. When you pack up your beach chair and beach bag and cross the boardwalk and step foot on the sand you are at the beach. I mean isn't the show called Jersey Shore?