It's that time of the year again. Darty SZN!! It's arguably the best time of the school year. It's where you can be drunk at noon with all your friends because all of you started drinking at 9 a.m. and no one cares because everyone else is the same way. Nothing gets you through the school week like the anticipation of a darty that's being thrown a nice warm Saturday. Darty SZN is here and I'm pumped for another crazy season.
1. The shower beer
This is a classic. I swear beer tastes better when you're drinking it in the shower as you wake up. Maybe you took it easy the night before, so now you and your body know what's coming next...a darty.
2. Packing up the backpack and finishing the last drink at home
There is always a must to bring a backpack filled with alcohol, so you know that you for sure have enough to make it through the whole day. Also, you gotta get in that one last drink before heading out for the day. Maybe that means shotgunning it with friends or beer bonging that one last beer.
3. Arrival
You first arrive and you may see some people you know there already, so you know it will be a good day. The keg will be flowing (if there is one) and loud music will be blasting. There will be drinking games going on. It seems like there is some potential for a great darty.
4. Rager
This is right in the middle where everyone there is having a good time. People are doing keg stands, beer pong has a constant flow of people and there is a one story beer bong that people are using. This is the time of day when there are more people there than everyone thought there would be. People are enjoying life and are really hype.
5. The keg runs out
This is the start of the end for some. The keg finally ran out and lots of people are disappointed, but many people did the smart thing and brought their alcohol in a backpack. So, for some this may be the end, but for most the party goes on with the same type of rage.
6. The drunk munchies
It's about the time where people are running out of alcohol, so about late afternoon. Now people are leaving and slowly the crowd dwindles down. People are getting hungry and want to go get some food somewhere, either out or back at their place. This is usually where the darty ends for most people
7. Nap time
After everyone has some food in them, and are becoming soberer by the minute, many people decide that this is the point where all the dartying finally catches up with them. This is when they crash and take a nap. After all, you gotta rest up for going out at night, so wake up prepared to keep the party going all night too.
