It's a summer classic: the road trip. Whether the journey is three hours or three weeks long, being confined in a vehicle can take a toll on any traveler. True colors emerge as passengers become restless within their tight quarters. Although these triggered behaviors can be unexpected, they often fall into one of several distinct categories:
1. The Captain
"Oh captain, my captain!" The captain of the road trip is always in charge. He takes the wheel and enjoys the control that comes with it. He rarely, if ever, accepts an offer to switch drivers, because any seat other than the drivers' seat is simply subpar. He is the pace-setter for the entire trip, whether he drives like he's in the Indy 500 or like it's a lazy Sunday afternoon.
2. The Navigator
Also known as the human GPS, the navigator knows the logistics of the trip. Whether using an old-fashioned road map or their phone's GPS, the navigator is almost always guaranteed shotgun so that he can easily assist the driver. After all, he is the captain's right-hand man. His accuracy may be questionable, but he always guides with confidence.
3. The Explorer
The explorer lives for adventure and is always willing to take the scenic route, even if it ends up on a dead end gravel road. He is involved in a constant power-struggle with the navigator, who does not like to stray from the preselected and calculated route. While his sense of adventure and spontaneity are admirable, the roadtrip can take an unexpected turn (or two) if he is in charge.
4. The Entertainer
This is the person who just can't sit still. Whether he's singing along to the radio, starting a game of "I Spy", or just talking the other passengers' ears off, the entertainer always finds an amusing (and sometimes annoying) way to pass the time.
5. The Snoozer
"Wake me up when we get there!" He enters the car with a pillow, and that's all he needs. No matter how much noise, how many bumps, and how long a trip, he manages to sleep through the ENTIRE DRIVE. Just pray that your road trip's snoozer isn't also a snore-er.
6. The Urinator
It is unknown whether he drank three gallons of water before getting in the car or he has a bladder the size of a peanut, but either way, the urinator lives up to his name. He has to pee ALL THE TIME. Expect frequent stops just for bathroom breaks, because of course he doesn't feel the urge when you are stopping to eat lunch or fill the gas tank-- that would just be too convenient.
7. The Inquisitor
This person most likely did not take part in the planning of this road trip, but is along for the ride. He is not, however, a silent passenger. "Where are we going?", "What are we going to do there?" and worst of all, "Are we there yet?" are just a few of the hundreds of questions to be asked during the drive. If it gets to be too much, just turn up the radio and act like you are the snoozer.
8. The Claustrophobic
This person needs their space. Depending on your vehicle and the amount of people on your trip, the claustrophobic may be more prominent in the group dynamic. While they understand that sometimes you can't help touching knees or elbows, they will be sure to let you know if you are invading their personal space (which is probably going to be often). They definitely need a window seat and don't even think about taking a nap on their shoulder.
9. The Loner
Usually found in the furthest-back seat, this person pops in their earbuds and is set for the entire trip. Their forehead pressed against the window, they rarely speak unless spoken to, and is extremely laid back about any and all decision making. While some of the other members of the group may have their tiffs, the loner gets along with everyone and is the easiest person to take on a road trip.
Road trips are by no means easy for a variety of reasons, but if you can overcome the friction between passengers, they are sure to result in some great stories and memories. After all, life isn't just about the destination, it's about the journey to get there.
