I think it's safe to say that, at 19, I have reached my maximum height. It's honestly kind of sad knowing that this height is where I've quite literally peaked, but since I've spent my whole life under five feet tall, I have a pretty good understanding of what the view is like from down here.
Besides having to look up at every person you talk to, here are seven other perks that come with being short.
1. You fit, well, pretty much anywhere
Kayla Quinn
It truly is a perk to never have to duck under doorways or awkwardly placed ceilings because you really will fit anywhere. Except maybe certain amusement park rides.
2. Everyone assumes you’re younger than you actually are
When I went to see Deadpool 2 with my friends, I was the only one asked for an ID. Apparently I'll appreciate it when I'm older--I'm sure I will when I'm thirty and still get carded for those rated R movies.
3. Your car seat is practically touching the steering wheel
Kayla Quinn
My mom used to joke that I'd need a booster seat to drive my car, but I honestly think that would just make it harder to reach the pedals.
4. You can wear heels as often as you like!!
Yeah, right. Like heels make a difference anyway. If you find me out wearing heels, it's a guarantee that you'll find me on the bench five minutes later.
5. Step stools and tip toes are your best friends
Kayla Quinn
Have to reach that high spot? Clean something far above you? Arms can't quite get there? Worry not! If your tip toes don't give you that perfect boost, a step stool will surely do the trick. Or a chair. Or anything else, really.
6. You know your exact height, always
Uh, no, I'm not 4'11; I am 4'11 and ¾ thank you very much. Every quarter inch counts.
7. You love your view, even if it is a bit short
Kayla Quinn
As cheesy as it goes, everyone comes in different shapes and sizes; you just happened to be short.
As sarcastic as the undertones of this article may be, there absolutely are perks to being, uh, vertically challenged. Accept it, embrace it, and keep living your best short life.
