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How to Perfectly Waste Away Your Saturday Morning

As if you needed 25 more ways to do so

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How to Perfectly Waste Away Your Saturday Morning

Sometimes I find myself very tired in the morning.

I roll out of bed, double check my snapchat story, and wonder why I decided to not really sleep last night. To quote Atmosphere, I feel "mad I gave half the day to last night." I identify with this line because I find myself regretting how little I have done this next morning. I lay in bed thinking of what I have to do and what I definitely have not done.

I then realize today is not the day. Don't stress about things that you have no energy to do. Relax. Kickback and save your to-do list for a day when you are a little less tired. Save these things for when you do have the energy.

But for now.... "Couple of advil, relax and chill"- Atmosphere

1. Hit snooze on your alarm

2. Sleep in

3. Brew some coffee

4."Couple of advil, relax and chill"- Atmosphere

5. Drink some water

6. Lounge in your pajamas

7. Brush your teeth

8. "The Altar"- Banks -->Listen to entire album

9. Not clean your apartment

10. Not do the dishes

11. Drink some water

12. Doze off on the couch

13. Eat a banana

14. Watch some Netflix

15. Read a magazine article

16. Do some light stretching

17. Check Instagram

18. Check Facebook

19. See someone's political post

20. Leave Facebook

21. “Take a shower, you went out last night”- Roommate

22. Drink the coffee that you brewed and forgot about

23. ^Add some ice- "iced coffee." You did that on purpose right?

24. Write a list of things you are doing to waste your Saturday

morning

25. It's nighttime now, round 2??

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