The Perfect American Gentleman | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

The Perfect American Gentleman

A guy like this blows all competition out of the water.

147
The Perfect American Gentleman
dianegottsman.com

The perfect 'American Gentleman' may be easier to find than you'd think. But rather than searching high and low at country clubs or art gallery openings, or wherever gentlemen are thought to be found nowadays, try looking around the nearest animal shelter or the pound. You may just find the dog of your dreams. I've been living with Boston Terriers for about nine years now, and I can confirm the rumors - they are exceptionally wonderful companions. Much better than most men to be found out there. These are just a few of the reasons why:

1. Talk about even features!

The Boston Terrier's tuxedo-like markings have earned them the nickname "American Gentleman." As far as aesthetics go, I'd say they're better looking than about 90% of men in America. Just look at that beautiful profile!

2. You'll never be bored.

With their high energy and silly personalities, I can promise that the owner of a Boston Terrier will never be bored. One of my dogs is obsessed with her ball - she literally won't leave the house without it - and she'll spend hours chasing it if you let her. They can be a little crazy sometimes, but their love for life is evident after 10 minutes with one of these little guys. So suffice it to say, you'll be plenty entertained.

3. They're not picky eaters.

Like many men, Boston Terriers love to eat. However, unlike most men, they will eat literally anything you put in front of them without complaint. We once tried giving my dogs pickles, just to see what they would do with them. They scarfed them down, almost without chewing at all! So have no fear if you can't cook. Boston Terriers are hardly picky eaters.

4. They snore (but in a cute way).

Let's be honest, most men snore when they sleep right? Well because of their shorter snouts so do Boston Terriers. The only difference is that it's in a delicate, cute puppy way, not a-freight-train-is-about-to-run-me-down kind of snore. Plus their little snorts while they sniff things is so endearing, it's pretty impossible to get seriously annoyed.

5. They're fiercely loyal.

Did I mention that I have lived with Boston Terriers for the past nine years? We have three, and whenever I leave home for a bit (whether that's a few months or a few hours) and return, my dog of the three won't stop jumping up on me and licking my face and sitting on me. Boston Terriers are extremely loyal, and they'll become your furry best friend.

6. They're always down to cuddle.

Boston Terriers are the biggest snuggle bugs you'll ever meet. My dogs like to paw at the edge of the blanket until you let them under with you. These are very affectionate dogs in general, so if you're planning on getting a Boston, be ready to share your blankets and your kisses and cuddles.

7. They can be a bit gassy.

Listen, even perfection has its pitfalls. Again, because of their shorter snouts and the way it affects their air intake, Boston Terriers can experience some gas. However, this issue is often avoided by way of a healthy diet.

8. They're compact

One plus of a Boston Terrier that no man can claim to share? They're small enough to take practically anywhere with you, so travel is practically stress-free! (And they won't try to tell you how to drive.)

9. Their smiles are contagious.

Say what you want about guys with nice smiles. These guys have the best smile in the world, and you won't be able to help but smile back.

10. They're great with kids!

There's always that one guy. He grooms well, he's handsome, and well-mannered; he seems in every respect perfect for you. But the real question is: does he like kids? There's no question with Boston Terriers; they're great with kids of all ages.


Although they're not everyone's cup of tea, Boston Terriers do make exceptional pets, with their unique personalities and infectious zeal for life. Good luck finding all of these awesome qualities in one guy. When it comes to perfect gentlemen, I'd put my money on a Boston Terrier over a man any day.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

633029
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading... Show less

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading... Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

526899
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading... Show less
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

803548
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading... Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments