As much as women, LGBTQ+, African Americans and other minorities *love* Donald Trump, there are plenty of other potential candidates who's qualities are equal to and far better than Big D's. I have compiled a list of the top ten best potential candidates to get dat White House this coming November. So if Hilldog doesn't become president I would like to submit my suggestions for president.
1. Bad Luck Brian.
2. My dog
3. The guy who tried to sell me meat in the Home Depot Parking Lot.
4. Mel Gibson
5. K Stew
6. Hugh Hefner
7. Any random American over the age of 12.
8. Nickelback
9. Hulk Hogan.
10. The guy on the airplane who takes his shoes off.
11. Tila Tequila
12. Chris Brown
13. Charles Guiteau
14. E. L James
15. Stephenie Meyer
16. Ann Coulter (except for she agrees with half of Trump's policies).
17. Pepe the Frog
18. Homer Simpson
"What good fortune for governments that the people do not think."