1. People who exclusively wear Axe body spray and they're not in middle school

If I have a flashback to walking past the boy's locker room after middle school gym class when I walk by you, then you're doing it wrong.

2. People who have fake eyelashes on their car

I'm intrigued but kind of terrified at the same time?

3. People who say soccer isn't a sport

Don't be offended when I never talk to you again if you say this.

4. People who say Mean Girls 2 is just as good as Mean Girls

I'm sorry...what?

5. People who only lick the frosting off of cupcakes

It's just disrespectful.

6. People who bring an acoustic guitar everywhere they go

I'm sure you're really good and that you've been playing since you're seven, but no one asked you to play Closing Time for the fourth time outside the library, Tanner.

7. People who say they don't need a planner

If you aren't using an agenda or Google Calendar, then it's witchcraft.